One day I’m gonna wake up and we’re using FF7R3 as a unit of measurement

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 4d ago

Final Fantasy VII Revelation is "probably going to be around 200GB of game" Retail copies will require internet download www.videogameschronicle.com/features/int...

Today, September 11th, there is something one should never forget. That's right, just like every other day, one should never forget Aston Machan.

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose

My take: I think PlayStation should announce something good that people are excited for and stop announcing things that are bad and make everyone feel like shit. Just my two cents

🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔

Oh shit I guess I can post this now

Spider-Man spotted beating Jake Lang's ass in Minneapolis

"WHAT IS PARKER'S DEADNAME?" "I don't know...she had already transitioned when she started working for me..."

Ducktor Nald@ducktornald.bsky.social · last mo.

The trans Parker art trend is funny because on one hand the way J.J. is written by fans is heartwarming, on the other you know, you all know, it's the one variant Disney Marvel would never officially show. He can be a car though.

演出现场见! on.nyc.gov/broadway

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · last mo.

People come to New York City from all over the world to experience Broadway. The kids who grow up here should be able to do the same. We’re partnering with TDF to give away over 2,000 free Broadway tickets to NYC High School students at on.nyc.gov/broadway. Break a leg, high schoolers!

> Turns down Harry Potter directing role because J. K. Rowling uses her wealth and public influence to fund / advocate for policies that restrict the rights of transgender people. > Is named Ally

J. Kelly Nestruck@nestruck.bsky.social · last mo.

Canadian director Ally Pankiw on working on on HBO‘s Harry Potter series: "Absolutely fucking not!" deadline.com/2026/08/ally...

I need people mildly inconvenienced by the upcoming hotfix maintenance to get a grip please your mods being broken is not the end of existence

So the Switch 2 version of FFXIV is actually better than I thought lmao Joycon mouse mode, touchscreen input, NSO subscriber free teleport that you don't have to refresh unlike PS+, and no platform-specific profanity filter like Xbox Definitely better than the Xbox version

Remember when it came out that Jeffrey Epstein and his billionaire rapist pals had deliberately manufactured modern movement transphobia to make us easier to exploit sexually and no one but us cared?

Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 4mo ago

all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic

In light of recent news I am allowed to use this meme again

what in the Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is this new content for the Gold Saucer

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

the worst thing about pissing on this statue is running out of piss

Joe Flynn@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is art, to me.

Diarrhea Forever was supposed to be a joke

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo ago

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country

Iranian media god damn

Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

whoopsie

some of my family members expressed shame in front of me over how much they’re eating today, and i was like “until you overeat so bad you throw a generational tantrum that gets you an interview with the New York Times, i don’t want to hear it”

🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん@bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's time

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

I was told that DC is a FromSoftware swamp level and it has lived rent-free in my head since

I really wanna know how Vanillaware got over their weird aversion to PC ports because last I checked they were deathly allergic to them for the longest time