hell yeah, a brand new way to lose

“…and what do you call this act?” “The San Francisco Giants!”

BRYCE! ELDGRIDGE!!

На моем уроке сегодня утром мой учитель попросил «Что ты делал на выходных?» И потом я тратил пятнадцать минут, старался объяснить пинбол совершенно без словарного запаса для выполнения такой задачи. Был смыслом страдания.

I looked away from bluesky for about 30 minutes and my god the vibes have deteriorated.

Dudes rock

Holy shit Basabe

woke 2 is here. if you have a DSA membership card you get $11 off at Buffalo Wild Wings. it’s not much but it’s a start.

I used this new protected lane today for the first time and it’s a game changer. It makes getting uptown so so so much easier.

Robert Prinz@prinzrob.bsky.social · 3w ago

It’s still in construction, but I think this is the furthest I’ve ever biked on Franklin Street without having to leave the bike lane to avoid a parked vehicle. Painted to protected conversions FTW!

it's very funny everyone in the dem caucus doesn't care www.axios.com/2026/07/22/s...

"No one cares": The DSA primary challenge House Democrats are happy to ignore

One House Democrat said of Rep. Shri Thanedar: "I don't think anybody would miss him at all."

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puts on her little porkpie hat, says DAAWWWW PICKLES, kicks a can, goes back to the Newsie life

VoteHub@votehub.com · 18h ago

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)

Love to send my sources straight to some guy

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · yesterday

automatically running signal messages through a stranger's AI is, I think, the worst pitch and idea I've ever been cold pitched in my life and that is saying a lot

“THINKING!”

Morton Salt Girl is a merry fellow; Bright blue her label is and her shoes are yellow

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

I could not take a hit from an NFL player and live, let alone retain possession.

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d ago

Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?

Despite my grumping, I do understand trading Heliot Ramos. BUT: ° Homegrown All-Star ° Broke the LF curse ° Only righty in the history of Oracle Park with a splash hit ° Infectious energy and work ethic, beloved by fans and teammates and media members THAT'S memory making, Buster. Bigotry ain't.

Just passed a group of people on bikes in my car and from far away I thought one of them was riding a tall bike but it turns out everyone in the group was like probably 5’5” save for one dude who must have been like 6’8”. Good stuff.

So thrilled that the Oakland-Alameda water shuttle is full every single time I’m on it. Long may it continue.

Oh my god

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 4d ago

When I say my jaw hit the floor at the reveal on this one...

Me making changes directly in prod:

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

I can still fix it.

On the Mount Rushmore of deleted tweets.

Watching a presentation at work and the guy just tried to switch between “country” and “government” mid-word and then just sort of ended up bellowing CUNT GOVERNMENT and I had to immediately turn my camera off because i was just crying laughing.

Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

“Killing someone with my car made me realize how much I loved driving.” Lmfao. People will say anything

Sam@samd.bsky.social · 6d ago

this guy (doomloop dispatch) literally killed a biker with his car… and he’s posting on twitter how it just made him even more anti-bike lane. The NIMBYs are not OK.

"Covering an area the size of Britain, Western Sahara is designated as a “non-self-governing territory” by the United Nations and remains on its official list of territories still awaiting decolonization." Eoghan Gilmartin for @africaisacountry1.bsky.social africasacountry.com/2026/07/odys...

Odyssey to Africa’s last colony

Backed by Moroccan state subsidies, Christopher Nolan’s decision to film The Odyssey in occupied Western Sahara is the latest and highest-profile chapter in a five-decade campaign to normalize colonia...

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