I hear he's getting transfer interest from the Vatican.

SCOOP: Larry Berg will be the next MLS commissioner. More coming at @sportico.bsky.social via me and Scott Soshnick 👇

"A US government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attenders who took screenshots and posted them online."

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

State department ‘takes full responsibility’ for erroneous, widely shared chart displayed at Aids conference in Brazil

theguardian.com

I checked with Kate Turabian, and the proper plurals are: Peters Parker Spiders-man Batmanuels Iron Them Greens Lamp Thanii

Trancers 16: Deth Waits For No Man Trancers 17: In-Deth-inate Leave Trancers 18: Texas School For The Deth Trancers 19: Deth Lives... Again Trancers 20: End Of The Deth (Because Everyone Involved With These Films Have Passed Away)

Chase Hoffman@driftpeasant.org · last wk.

Trancers 7: Deth Knocks Twice Trancers 8: Deth-anasia Trancers 9: At Deth's Door Trancer 10: Deth In The Water Trancers 11: Deth Hard With A Vengeance Trancers 12: Game Set Deth Trancers 13: Deth Parrot Sketch Trancers 14: Dethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying Trancers 15: Deth Takes A Holiday

Trancers 7: Deth Knocks Twice Trancers 8: Deth-anasia Trancers 9: At Deth's Door Trancer 10: Deth In The Water Trancers 11: Deth Hard With A Vengeance Trancers 12: Game Set Deth Trancers 13: Deth Parrot Sketch Trancers 14: Dethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying Trancers 15: Deth Takes A Holiday

I only make fun of Florida.

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

We made a comic about deer.

It just gets better.

Chase Hoffman@driftpeasant.org · 2w ago

Trancers is the movie series that just keeps on giving. Thanks, Trancers VI!

Trancers is the movie series that just keeps on giving. Thanks, Trancers VI!

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

England have announced they are ceding the Falklands to Spain.

For the next 11 months, Spain gets to be the first team to have both the men's and women's World Cup titles simultaneously

That might be the best defensive tournament of all time by Spain. 1 goal conceded is nuts.

SPAIN WINS THE MEN'S WORLD CUP BEVEL THE FLAG

Messi is salivating for when he turns 50 and can start playing Walking Football. He's a shoe-in for the Golden Zimmer Frame.

Los Verdes having Slackbot map "Messi" to "Argintinean Redes" is why I love soccer fandom.

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

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FIFA showing their commitment to stop unhealthy sports betting by providing a halftime show so incomprehensible that no one could have possibly bet on it to begin with

A generation of adolescent soccer fans are about to search AO3 for Muppets.

Statistically speaking this is the greatest halftime show ever... ...no, even we cannot make this joke. It may be the most tragic halftime show ever, though.

Ronaldinho went to prison and had to play in a Futsal tournament to win a pig. Somehow this is more painful to him.

I'm glad that the video I got - "Train like R9" - was legit. I now have a body like his.

England were so, so close to being the Team of Lectual Dysenteric Destiny, but just, juuuuuuust managed to make it to the chamber pot in time.

I think Tim Thomerson may be stoned here.

In these trying times, remember Don Frye's immortal wisdom:

I feel lied to about what happens where there's smoke

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 3w ago

BREAKING: Tonight’s marquee MLS match between the Chicago Fire and Vancouver Whitecaps has been postponed due to unsafe air quality, per sources. Canadian wildfire smoke has blown south to Chicago. Robert Lewandowski’s MLS debut is on hold. www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...