HAN SOLO: See Luke? Isn't it great to just relax, take some time off, catch a race? LUKE: Mmhm. FORCE GHOST OF ANAKIN THAT ONLY LUKE CAN SEE WHO IS ALSO DRUNK SOMEHOW: Booooo Sebulba! Booo! You suuuuuck! (leaning over and whispering too loudly) Son tell Sebulba he suuuucks!
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
Kirsche 🐰🐱 (Commissions Open)@cherrypixelbun.gay · 3d agoITS DOOM YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC
ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam
Gonna start saying this to people who ask “so, what do you do?”
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass
This might be the best bit of physical comedy I’ve ever seen in a Fire Emblem game
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 5d agoMan who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
This is how i learned Jolteon passed this year too, my heart is with all the Pokemon fans out there.
Revisiting this now that used PS5 Pros are going for $1400
animal from the international network@animalonline.bsky.social · 4mo agoValve is gonna take a lot of heat for that Steam Machine price for a minute. Then it will dawn on everyone that *everything* is about to be priced like that
HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY YURI ON ICE MAPPA I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
