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(nsfw, minors go away 🔞) duck, 25, they/them works. I like writing big feelings and long comments profile picture by rysiutokwiat! https://archiveofourown.org/users/adhduck

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𝖇𝖊𝖊 🏴‍☠️@girlstede.bsky.social · 2h ago

why was he acting like this on set. the spirit of ed teach possessed his body

selfie of taika and mads sami making duck faces

taika hugging uhhhh guy who plays hornigold making a face of a certain kind…

taika and leslie on set, taika is once again behaving babygirl like

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 4h ago

This is called scabbing.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 19h ago

Disney and TikTok have announced a new partnership that will bring select Disney fan-made TikTok videos to Disney+. As part of the initiative, creators who opt in will receive access to official Disney assets, with their videos featured on both TikTok and Disney+.

creme 🏴‍☠️@cremeisheere.bsky.social · 10h ago

Our Flag Means Death Season Three

Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨@citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 10h ago

Hey, so, Ed, am I right?? #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death with a purple towel wrapped around his waist. He has his right arm raised up above his head and he’s holding the arch of the door frame he’s holding.

Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 16h ago

This video despite the title largely isn’t about Hank, it’s a well articulated piece on why you shouldn’t use ai, about the process of creating to improve and learn, etc. This is applicable to ANY type of creating. youtu.be/TtvICev9sBE?...

The Hank Green Situation is Weird and Sad

YouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf

youtu.be

FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · last wk.

Gemagination 🏉💙@gemagination.bsky.social · 17h ago

I heard we're posting gentlebeard...

Gemagination 🏉💙@gemagination.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"I love your chin, naked or otherwise."

A digital drawing using colored pencils of Stede and Ed from our flag means Death. They're both naked, Ed is straddling Stede's lap in bed. Their faces are very close together, smiling and looking into each other's eyes. Ed has no facial hair, or really any body hair, anywhere. His hair is in a half bun.

kim @ghoulscoutcamp.bsky.social · yesterday

I’ve never shared this one before! 🍊

Digital drawing of OFMD Stede in his S1 adventure outfit looking at the petrified orange with Ed

Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞@littlefingies.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everyone is really going through it today 🫂🫂🫂 maybe we can put a bunch of gentlebeard on the timeline. I’ll go first

Ed and Stede being goofy little guys at the floating market in ofmd 2x6

Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · yesterday

toast with a bite already taken

ed teach in his velvet morning after robe holding a tray of breakfast he made for stede, also holding a piece of toast in his mouth (our flag means death s2e7)

ed teach in his velvet morning after robe holding a tray of breakfast he made for stede, also holding a piece of toast in his mouth that he's reaching up to grab (our flag means death s2e7)

ed teach in his velvet morning after robe holding a tray of breakfast he made for stede, now chewing on the bite of toast he's taken (our flag means death s2e7)

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 7mo ago

✨😌😌✨

Stede and Ed wearing each other's clothes

debs 🏴‍☠️🩸@edstede.bsky.social · 7mo ago

PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Biclops

A giant emerges from a cave, a large eye peering from within a cave at ancient greek soldiers.

The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" has two eyes.

Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · yesterday

Matching tail squad

Illustration of a sitting platypus and beaver

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · yesterday

sometimes, only a sketch will do

Digital pencil sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach sitting at the outdoor food shack from season 2 episode 7 of Our Flag Means Death. Ed has just said pirates don’t pay and is resting his chin on his hands looking dreamily at Stede, who is leaning forward with his hands planted on the small table holding his coconut drink. He’s looking excitedly up at Ed in the midst of saying the line “We didn’t pay!” As they are about to dine and dash.

2026 redraw of merStede and Ed's first meeting from the fic flippin your fins (you don't get too far) by ghostalservice. Sea blue toned sketch of merStede gently taking Ed's outstretched hand in a tentative greeting. They are both smiling at each other like lovestruck idiots.

Digital sketch of “Wicker” Stede and “Fisherman” Ed. Redraw based on a promo still of the moonlit fish kiss scene from season 2 of hit television show Our Flag Means Death.

Rough digital sketch of Ed and Stede dressed up to the nines, perhaps at the French boat party?? Ed has his season 1 long beard and his hair done in an updo. Stede is bowing to Ed as he extends his right hand, asking to dance. Ed genteelly places his right hand in Stede’s, accepting the offer. They are both making hopeless Eyes at each other.

Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞@littlefingies.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everyone is really going through it today 🫂🫂🫂 maybe we can put a bunch of gentlebeard on the timeline. I’ll go first

Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞@littlefingies.bsky.social · 2d ago

This really helped me this morning so maybe it’ll help you too? Thanks bradandthegoat from insta

Jenna Rogalski 🍓@jennarogalski.bsky.social · 2y ago

Some more old tumblr #ofmd !! #ourflagmeansdeath #stede

Stede Bonnet sits on a throne. Very demure. Very mindful.

Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3d ago

I know this is controversial in our modern times, but I think even people with pre-existing health conditions should not shit themselves to death because they ate a bagged salad.

silas denver 🍎@sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 2d ago

thank you transgender nudity. they'll never make me hate you transgender nudity

Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."

Nikki 🔜 WeeCon @bookknobs.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ok, look. I did this in about an hour whilst my children were annoying me so I can’t promise it’ll be any good.

God it’s annoying to hear you like this,
Whinging on like a whiney old bitch.
You’re flopping around like a sad, old, wet fish
So, I’m taking control of the sitch.

There’s literally no-one quite like you, Stede Bonnet,
You’re the only captain we’d want.
The crew would be quite shit if you weren’t on it,
Even if you can be a real cunt!

No one steals like Stede Bonnet!
Wears high heels like Stede Bonnet!
No one’s wears so much fantastic teal as Stede Bonnet!

There’s no other captain as well dressed,
Silks, frills and lace never wrong.
You can ask Pete, Roach, Jim and the rest,
And they'll tell you whose crew they prefer to be on.

No one reads like Stede Bonnet!
Does cool deeds like Stede Bonnet!
Makes Capt’n Blackbeard weak at the knees like Stede Bonnet!

As a Captain I am rather inspiring.

Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “what-what’s!”
Stede Bonnet’s the best,
And the rest are all twats!

No one raids like Stede Bonnet!
Does Ed’s braids like Stede Bonnet!
Waited years to get properly laid like Stede Bonnet!

For there's no one as clever and charming,
And my biceps are naturally large!
Not a bit of him’s shy and retiring,
(That's right!)
And that’s why I’m naturally better in charge!

No one loots like Stede Bonnet!
Shines his boots like Stede Bonnet!
No one constantly misuses fruit like Stede Bonnet!

Barely tasted of orange if that’s consolation!

When I was a boy I liked to pick flowers,
Every day to my father’s dismay.
And now that I’m grown I’m a pirate - wowzers!
But he’d be most distraught ‘cause I’m gay!

No one fucks like Stede Bonnet!
Likes to suck like Stede Bonnet!
Has absurd, inexplicable luck like Stede Bonnet!

My pirating skills are illuminating!

Say it again.
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more.
Who will give you a tour?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on.
There's just one guy on board who's got all of it down,
And his name’s S-T-E-E-
S-T-E-E-D
S-T-E-A-D-
STEDE BONNET!

Nikki 🔜 WeeCon@bookknobs.bsky.social · 12mo ago

No one steals like Stede Bonnet Wears high heels like Stede Bonnet Fucks Ed Teach with such fantastic zeal likes Stede Bonnet

A screen shot of a post that reads “I will never get over Disney’s original concept for Gaston where he was extremely gay and cunty”. It’s accompanied by two illustrations that look remarkably like Stede Bonnet.

Snopes @snopes.com · 2d ago

🧵 Snopes pored over hundreds of pages of documents to confirm that Anthropic bought millions of books in bulk and destructively scanned them to train its AI model.

Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing]@edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Revenge, 1717

A three-masted sailing ship model created from pearls.

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 2d ago

😜

Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Taika Waititi about to sign the Gayeux Tapestry

Taika finding out what he was about to sign, and realising that this was the thing he had been told about backstage. The closest I will come to recreating "I've heard all about you"

Taika again. Still cannot believe this happened

Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 5d ago

The hair really is looking amazing...

duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸@duckistic.bsky.social · 5d ago

Emotional support animal, sudoku, RSS, e-book, uhhhhh abandonware

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething

JP 🪼🫧@zstraps.bsky.social · 5d ago

hey remember when i took the psychosomatic horniness of stroking a strap-on and then essentially gave that experience to a cis male character by making him jerk off through a cock cage 🥰

He rolls over onto his back and takes himself in hand. With the way the cage angles his cock downward, he has to twist his hand at an odd angle, but he finally manages to wrap a hand around himself. It’s a cheap, grotesque imitation of self-pleasure: he pumps his hand, but rather than sliding along his length, all it does is pull roughly at the cage. No delicious pressure and friction, just a rough tugging at the base of his cock, and he whimpers in pain but doesn’t stop. Needs it, somehow.
“Not gonna come from that, either,” Ed says, sounding amused. He’s definitely awake now, his eyes wide and fixed on the movement of Stede’s hand as though hypnotized by it.
“I know,” Stede says, a little more snippy. It may not feel good, but it feels like something, and he’s an aching void, hungrily drawing in anything at all. He can’t stroke all the way along his length the way he wants to, but the short, shallow pumps, the familiar motion of his hand, the way it looks moving over his cock—they remind him viscerally what it would feel like to jerk off, if he could, make the memory of it echo through his body.

veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 5d ago

My favorite David quote is that we can make art AND punch Nazis cause I love doing both

kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️@kellykat53.bsky.social · 5d ago

Stede Bonnet is alone in a dinghy, taking one last look at the shore before he goes to find his man

Will Quinn@willquinnart.bsky.social · 5d ago

Daily bunny no.3397 is sailing alone around the world

A bunny in a very small sailboat sails over choppy waters. He looks to his starboard side, where an ethereal, blue winged bunny is flying over the water next to him

nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 6d ago

here's another throwback from 2016 a private poster commission inspired by Moby Dick honestly still really love this one, both the concept and execution i worked on pre-inked scratchboard for this one (so fully black) instead of the usual white claybord that i ink myself 30x40cm

a black and white scratchboard illustration inspired by Mody Dick. It depicts a giant white whale about to collide with a whaling ship. The scene is viewed from a bird's eye view, high above the scene. Seagulls are seen orbiting around the scene. The ship and the whale create waves in the water that reinforce the tension between them.

Gemagination 🏉💙@gemagination.bsky.social · 5d ago

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