There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
Dylan Morrison
@dylanthyme.bsky.social
Queer romcom author, snack connoisseur, Terry Pratchett enthusiast. Proudly trans and sheepishly neurotic. RECIPE FOR TROUBLE, FALL INTO YOU and SECOND HELPINGS out now! Preorder COMFORT READ, out this October: https://geni.us/1579-al-aut-ch
this might be a little kooky, but if i'm honest, i prefer my international human rights organizations to have a moral backbone stronger than that of a chocolate éclair
Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...
WATCHING THE RESIDENT, EARLY SEASONS: okay, sure, an inoffensive if somewhat mid medical drama. why not? look, the dude from gilmore girls is here! WATCHING THE RESIDENT, LATE SEASONS: we can all agree that this hospital has been cursed by 10,000 witches
today i tried rainbow sherbert for the first time (i was allergic to dairy until a few years ago) and discovered immediately that it's one of my favorite foods. if there's a better way to celebrate the death of that virulent ghoul, i don't know what it is
singular experience of the day: i saw number of skunks. you will not guess the number of skunks i saw; i wouldn't've guessed the number of skunks i saw. IT WAS FIVE!! FIVE SKUNKS!!! A MOM AND 4 BABIES!! JUST THEIR SKUNKY LITTLE FACES PEEPING OUT FROM UNDER A BUSH TIL THEY RETREATED ONE BY ONE! 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨
"Broom the soup." A lot of centrists are freaking out right now, and people are both reading too much and too little into the DSA victories, but a metaphor from my career may be helpful here. 1/?
“All of us are a little frustrated with the Democratic Party. But you don’t blow it up. That’s what MAGA has done.” - Tish James on Mamdani 👀😳
yeah, look, fascism is "if you give a mouse a cookie." or, if you prefer, "if you let a mouse take a cookie on what it falsely insists are rational and/or moral grounds." convincing yourself that a few concessions will appease them is a trap; in fact, all it does is prove you're willing to concede
I'm not voting for a candidate that wants fascism for trans kids, but safety for me. Don't try to sell me that you're worried about rising fascism, if you think there's enough of a safety margin to throw away the 5% to 10% of anti-fascist votes that you will lose by backing an anti-trans candidate.
One more task for today: call your senators about HR 2616 The "Don't Say Trans" bill literally states it's "defending women from gender ideology." Cis women, I am deputizing you especially. Please make several phone calls to tell them to knock it the fuck off.
HR 2616, a National "Don't Say Trans" Bill, Passed the House. Here's What It Is and What You Can Do.
The House of Representatives passed bill HR 2616, a federal "don't say trans" bill that would harm kids and create mass censorship.
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trans people will also continue to be around your whole life. you'll be sharing bathrooms & communities w/ us your whole life; we'll be there whether you know we're trans or not. this horrific moment will eventually pass but transness will not, and our memories of how you act now will also remain
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
Just snapped this up - can't wait to read! Loved Dylan Morrison's other books.
IT'S PUB DAY! So excited to say that SECOND HELPINGS is out now. This book is a love letter to second chances, deli food, Cleveland, food service, and of course queer romance 🌈💜🥪 I hope you love it as much as I do!
IT'S PUB DAY! So excited to say that SECOND HELPINGS is out now. This book is a love letter to second chances, deli food, Cleveland, food service, and of course queer romance 🌈💜🥪 I hope you love it as much as I do!
my new book, SECOND HELPINGS, is out tomorrow; what better time to show you the gorgeous cover for my next one? COMFORT READ comes out in october, and it's an extravaganza of fake dating, cozy bookshop vibes, hollywood chaos, an opinionated cat, and, of course, big queer joy 🌈 geni.us/1579-al-aut-ch
Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
can't say it shocks me to see one history's most pathetic Divorce Guys cooking up reasons to beef with a movie version of our foundational Area Man Just Wants To Go Home To His Wife story
If you're looking for ways to support creatives, writing positive reviews of their work is 1. Free 2. Full of compliments that encourages them 3. Marketing they can reshare to promote their work 4. Just a decent thing to do, thank you!
this is a distinction i try to draw as often as possible: being trans is great! so interesting, so eye opening, so rewarding! a lottery win, both in terms statistical rarity of experience and how much unique joy it brings to your life! it is TRANSPHOBIA that sucks shit, not being trans itself
it makes me sad when i see trans people talk about how they hate being trans. while it's been tough and made my life harder in ways, it's also been one of the biggest blessings in my life. the perspective on life i have, people i know, and who i am are informed by me being trans
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
people who love conflict are almost always more visible than those who hate conflict, bc the conflict-haters avoid conflict. however, people who hate conflict nearly always outnumber those who love it, and just don't want to fight about it. this is the source of many problems across much of society
Genuinely annoying how the pro harassment folks act like there are no trans people who are against harassment
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time
Slightly diminish a book. The Perfectly Fine Gatsby
Slightly diminish a book. The Grapes of Irritation
Liz Lemon, you should come to the Knicks game with me and this skinny French dude Tommy Chameleon.
THE REAL STORY IS THAT LIZ LEMON AND TRACY JORDAN ARE STILL FRIENDS
we had to read Cold Mountain in high school and i'll never get that time back. the characters, the pacing, the setting, the plot, the way so much is handled, the way so much ISN'T handled, the stylistic choices, the ending: i hated it all and i still do today
I hate The Scarlet Letter and every last character in it with the fire of a thousand suns
the year was 2001, and i was at the airport with my family when i realized i'd forgotten to bring a plane book. i was 12, riddled with undiagnosed ADHD, and possessed of 2 younger brothers, one of whom was under the age of 3: to me, this was a kevin mcallister's parents in home alone level mistake.
Reminder: if you see someone stealing food, No You Didn’t ☺️
At a time when the president is starting wars, sniping boats, taking bribes, gutting vaccines and decimating foreign aid, The Atlantic publishes two (2) articles decrying a New York Times podcast where a Twitch streamer says shoplifting isn't a huge deal.