This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

oh my god

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h ago

Eating glue is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.

since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter

might fuck around and get a custom domain

I'll be on Jeopardy today! It filmed at a really hectic time in my life and I barely remember it, so it'll be fun to watch and see what happened. :) Find out where to watch: www.jeopardy.com/watch Or watch it the next day on Peacock or Hulu.

when only half the couple is into extreme sports

one of my favorite projects to date: for Slate's 20 Years of 30 Rock package, I compiled *every* original song written over its seven seasons, from Jenna's shortest snippets to the full-length "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah." here's The 30 Rock Mixtape, all in one webpage: slate.com/culture/2026...

30 Rock’s Unsung Secret Weapon

The crackling parodies, covers, and jingles that made up the music of 30 Rock.

slate.com

"france isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the eiffel tower with my shitty bronco

Microplastics Sommelier@eephus.mov · 2y ago

there was a 1936 proposal to build a concrete ramp structure up to the midpoint of the eiffel tower so you could drive up it. and i, for one, think it’s a shame that there was never a trend of making world monuments more car-accessible.

[shocked pikachu face]

when i periodically check in on what twitter has become, the thing i notice (aside from the ubiquitous slurs & hatred), is how much discussion there concerns people as groups rather than individuals. a fundamentally fascist framework for understanding the world, and not consigned only to the RWers.

Anil Dash@anildash.com · 21h ago

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

I imagine Robert Moses had this framed in his masturbatorium.

could the dead author do THIS?! (retroactively ruin a beloved book series by going insane online)

elizabeth says ‘Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor’@thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 18h ago

Oh fuck off

when only half the couple is into extreme sports

there was a 1936 proposal to build a concrete ramp structure up to the midpoint of the eiffel tower so you could drive up it. and i, for one, think it’s a shame that there was never a trend of making world monuments more car-accessible.

DIG through the ditches and WORM through the witches and SLAM through the back of my APP-ULA

yet more italians refusing to assimilate

i’ve spent too many infuriating hours trying to get computers to do the things they are supposed to do to believe that they deserve to be “treated with dignity”

After the novel, that was pretty much what I thought would happen next.

Right, it turns out that instead of letting the Republicans set the terms of the debate, you can simply tell them and their enablers in the media to cram it. El-Sayed has been doing the same thing. It's long overdue.

Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 2d ago

Not only should brooks and others shut up. But Ossoff is the best example in the country of a Democrat playing dominance politics and using it to control the whole terms of his race.

stopped at a travel plaza over the border from NY this afternoon where people were so excited to buy gas that was “only” $4.36/gal, that the station was literally out of gas

best part of getting texted an anonymous political survey is being able to say stuff that would get my account zapped if i posted it

david brooks: you find yourself here, wyd?

driftglass@driftglass.bsky.social · 4d ago

"Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it's time to shut up. That's just not what we do here in this country." -- David Brooks, this evening. Remember, Brooks still gets very handsomely rewarded by the fossilized media for saying shit like this

i been hacked. all my gonks gone

cleveland’s holy-plague-alert status has just been raised to: ‘elevated’

me to every single company i've ever interacted with

huge if true

carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life