Hadn't been to the dentist in a very long time, these newfangled ultrasonic scalers are the absolute devil holy shit
Eliot
@eliotetc.bsky.social
I will never apologize for reporting the news
San Diego: 1. I adore Petco Park, possibly the greatest example of urbanism done right in the entire US, a marvel of city planning 2. Your obsession with hops is out of hand. If I order a lager I'm asking for a Modelo essentially, not a beer that anywhere else would be considered an IPA
i will not be told we have to simply move on from this for the greater good
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · 7d ago“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
It's genuinely insane that it's a mainstream belief that the problem with COVID was that we did *too much* to address it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Rep. Ogles: "Look, I don't want to play down the effects of the virus, but at the end of the day it had a roughly 1 percent mortality rate. We coulda gotten through this."
Small gang of 17 yr old Quebecoise girls accosted me outside the A&W at 1am asking me what's the wait for food rn (15 mins) if I'm local (no) where I'm from (Los Angeles) and absolutely lost their shit at that last one. Children you live in a very worldly city pls calm down and let me go eat my slop
Me: Those Iranian motherfuckers are about to find out why America doesn’t have good healthcare. The ayatollah’s ghost: But you’re losing the war? Me: Yeah. The reason is we can’t do anything right these days.
Do I become an MLS guy now? -Guy who has worn an LAFC hat regularly for several years without following the league at all since covid
Eliot@eliotetc.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat do I do now
Bye Felicia Boy - Leaves in Spanish Meme
Alt: Bye Felicia Boy - Leaves in Spanish Meme
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
An important thing to understand is that basically by definition the uninformed voter has this level of grasp on reality and they get to decide every election.
Reconstructionist@unavaleable.bsky.social · 2w agobruh
That LA cold storage fire a few weeks back was extinguished but what you might not know is the food is still there just rotting in the summer heat, and if the wind is blowing your way it smells like literal death
same thing applies to asmongold as it did to elon
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 3w agoThey want to get rid of movie reviews now 😭😭😭
