I know it’s not the important thing but - you’re the CEO of a high profile company that wants to be seen as reputable and responsible and trustworthy. You’re talking to the American people. Get the damn earbuds out. A half decent off-camera mic setup is not a problem that should intimidate you.

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 3h ago

Flock CEO Garrett Langley: “I value my privacy… but what we're talking about is safety as well. And so I think when people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they're prioritizing the wrong thing, and what we have to prioritize as a country is compromise.”

Baby Diz, in the Bathtub, with the Velociraptor claw. -How I died if this were Clue.

Clue: What Do You Mean, Murder?

ALT: Clue: What Do You Mean, Murder?

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here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.

Aparna Nair@disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 2d ago

not only that, they are demanding that they not be called racist when they are observed to be signing up to support the racist

"It's a little windy but I think I can make it... 😐" (thanks for the clip Joleenbean)

are y'all excited about the new pokemon games

affirmations: - tomorrow I will be normal - I am doing a good job - nobody whose opinion I respect is mad at me - I am not “muppet-coded”

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...

Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth

Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.

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“it costs less money than what we’re doing now” is the only answer we need to push normies towards universal healthcare

Jen Taub@jentaub.bsky.social · last wk.

“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...

no one called it 'cutting off family' when these same parents threw their gay kids out of the house. wild how that works.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · last wk.

lol come the fuck on

oh, you only eat boneless corn? psh twitch.tv/elliface @ 7pm Cooking With Heat

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Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games

Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.

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“I believe that Flock right now is one of the most hated companies in America,” Carr stated during the meeting. “They are one of the most corrupt companies in America. And, quite frankly, sir, I don’t think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason.”"

Sullivan County commissioner suggests Flock CEO be publicly hanged

BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. (WJHL) — A Thursday night Sullivan County Commission work session that was called to discuss the use of Flock cameras in Sullivan County turned heated after a county commissioner…

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“experts say” no it literally has!!! it’s ok to say so!!

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.

The Trump administration delayed a rule last year that could have sped up the effort to pinpoint the source of the cyclospora contamination. Experts say that food safety oversight in the U.S. has eroded overall. nyti.ms/4g9Ubxv

us af

elliface@elliface.com · 2w ago

All four of us are deeply qualified to deal with bullshit. But, like this? Dung Ho tonight @ 7pm @countesslita.com @bishojokitsune.bsky.social @joystiknik.space twitch.tv/elliface

I just had an AI tell me that everything's broken (store's phone tree dead ends, store app 404's, even email contact bounced), so I should just go to the store I'm having problems with in person. So that's where we're at now. 👀

All four of us are deeply qualified to deal with bullshit. But, like this? Dung Ho tonight @ 7pm @countesslita.com @bishojokitsune.bsky.social @joystiknik.space twitch.tv/elliface

you gotta do a truffle garlic bread

The CSA box gave us Roma tomatoes, and there are like 2 things tomatoes are good for 🍅➡️🍕 Tonight on Cooking With Heat: scratch-made pizza sauce, followed by the extremely necessary pizza required to test it twitch.tv/elliface

aw hail no this is the darkest 9am has looked in a while. if I had hatches, I'd batten them.

LNP | LancasterOnline@lancasteronline.bsky.social · 2w ago

Severe thunderstorms are moving through central Pennsylvania on Monday morning, and the National Weather Service in State College is warning of high winds and possible hail in Lancaster County. lanc.news/45mCrsn

If you find my butt, please return it to the management office

elliface@elliface.com · 2w ago

8 streamers, one van. This is not a drill. 🌪️🐄 Featuring @dasgud.bsky.social, @forkgirl.bsky.social, @joystiknik.space, @madworldgales.bsky.social, and plasticcitizen (+2) Starting at 7pm eastern tonight twitch.tv/elliface

Tomorrow.. starting at 9p ET / 6p PT, I'm going to host an ALL NIGHT coding marathon Join me for an evening of building with live tiles, talking tech, Lionel Ritchie music, and shenanigans ALL NIGHT LONG twitch.tv/csharpfritz youtube.com/csharpfritz

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8 streamers, one van. This is not a drill. 🌪️🐄 Featuring @dasgud.bsky.social, @forkgirl.bsky.social, @joystiknik.space, @madworldgales.bsky.social, and plasticcitizen (+2) Starting at 7pm eastern tonight twitch.tv/elliface

vote, you little shits. vote because - your landlord will vote - your boss will vote - every nasty little greedy bitcoin bro who thinks women should be assigned to men for sex will vote - anti abortionists will vote - evangelist christians will vote - your racist uncle will vote FUCKING VOTE

americans seem to live in a constant state of despair where they need to call their representative to beg them to not vote for this week's "kill everyone" bill

As I was saying

Ed Burmila@edburmila.bsky.social · last mo.

At some point we are going to have to reckon with what percentage of the Thought Leadership we get from this class of people is just drug addiction. Either a lot of credulous reporters have never listened to someone tooted out of their mind go on a monologue or they're afraid to call it out.

It's pretty weird that this one guy gets to say 100 things every day that make no sense at all or are wrong in like 12 different ways and he still gets to be in charge of everything

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Trump: "An outlier is a person that doesn't have a chance" (That's not what 'outlier' means)

If your app is orange/gray themed, I'm at least 162% more likely to use it.

WordPerfect had this in the mid-1980s iirc 40 years of progress!

Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 3w ago

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.