Please Be More Perverted With Me

Chuck had to post this thread right when I'm staring at a pile of writing that I am scared to post because it's too sincere and horny

Chuck Tingle@chucktingle.bsky.social · 4h ago

SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION was received through an antenna to the infinite. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT was received through an antenna to the infinite. BURY YOUR GAYS and FABULOUS BODIES were received this way too. the skill was not WRANGLING them, it was in having the courage to let them be

yes i dont believe our limits in the physical world are an opposing force against pure creation, they ARE pure creation. if your dream song is performed it in a way that is not 'perfectly' in sync with that dream, then the most honest and beautiful version is the 'wrong' performance, not the dream

Freezienofuji@freezieb.bsky.social · 2h ago

I sometimes receive music through a similar antenna but I'm afraid to learn an instrument and record it to this reality because I am scared that I won't be able to do the original transmission justice. Does that make sense? Have you ever felt that and how do you shut that up and create anyway?

honestly feels like the closest that a later Zelda game got to the "ideal Link" was a spinoff by another dev

the root of suffering is Advertisements

As someone who is more open to the ideas LLMs might be good at some things and would have some real useful uses if didn't come with an unfathomable amount of downsides, I'm always shocked whenever I see someone say "But they have novel ideas!" like that's one thing they're incredibly bad at!!!

Big Walk Good

Live with Big Walk!! yayyyy twitch.tv/countesslita

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My first Big Walk! With @owenaeon @patware @neenernina @seishun_was_here @folkezaubearer | Streaming big walk.

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Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

i am learning that apparently every hoyoverse game thinks their game is particularly mistreated, their content cadence particularly shit, their dev resources particularly diverted to other games and this carries on in an infinite cycle forever til the end of time

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

no one is gonna make the next logical jump in here of openly admitting that most of that "work" is just fake shit we made up to sustain the system itself and doesn't actually directly help anyone get their needs met, so of course people instinctively don't respect it enough to want to do it.

Aftermath@aftermath.site · 5d ago

Letting a machine write your emails or spin up a PowerPoint presentation isn't cutting corners, those tasks are what you're being paid for. 'The work is the work' aftermath.site/ai-work-office...

Flashback to that time Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Die hid a "very impressive soda machine" just off screen entirely to troll me, as confirmed by the game's writer.

Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry

Okay, so it seems the new Leisure Suit Larry game has gone out of its way to troll me with an off-screen soda machine. How do I know I'm being trolled? Well, the game's lead writer tweeted this a coup...

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a show of all time

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 3d ago

33 years ago today, ‘Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog’ premiered.

Every time I see someone describe themselves as an "aspiring ____" I die a little inside. I made a little flow chart to illustrate my opinion on this matter

Our literary fragrance collab with @judedoyle.bsky.social is laid out for public consideration at #DragonCon! Visit booth 1417 in the Americasmart building to channel to ask fragrant questions about gender and pop culture archetypes 🖤

Blasting Dragon Ball AMVs on this dumb shit when I hit a lightpost at 90km/h and barrel down a cliff to my death. The last thing I see is Goku going SSJ3 while Linkin Park's Numb plays in the background.

I keep repeating this fun fact to people while they stare at me with feigned interest: “helicopter” is a compound word, but probably not in the way you think! it’s made up of “helico” as in, “spiral,” from the Greek “helix” and “pter” as in “wing,” like in pterodactyl!!

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 4d ago

Tell me a fun fact.

Old Megaman doodle that I was thinking about the other day #art

This week... Monday's a holiday, so going on a Big Walk with some friends! Had to punt on Choicer Voicer, so I've moved it to this week too. And I'll also get mad at coinflips.

am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes

LMFAO

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 6d ago

Meanwhile, MGS discourse on Twitter….

You know what? FUCK YOU! *Code Lyoko's your favorite doll vtuber AGAIN*

The humans do this ceremony where they enter a dark room and are forced to account to some sort of priest for their past transgressions, and every time they speak they must eat a poison meat that causes them incredible pain. That is how I think an alien would see Hot Ones.

Sorry, ya'll, but tonight's stream has got to be cancelled. Some very scary weather is happening right now and it's going to throw off the whole vibe to keep hearing thunder while I do this.

I peaked with this goodwill find. My thrifting days are done I’ll never find anything better.

This is a wildly accurate peak behind the curtain. If you want to know a bit about how your favourite games are made, give it a watch

Alanah Pearce@alanahpearce.bsky.social · last wk.

For my newest video I took people's assumptions about game development and... addressed them! Including why crunch actually happens, how much money game developers make, and the unique way that making games 'ruins them' for you: youtu.be/WnfKzdTUjtw?...

I do this

ADHD Memes@adhdforreal.bsky.social · last wk.