Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
So it turns out that the reason all drug names sound insane is because pharmaceutical companies work very hard to come up with names that pharmacists can't confuse with other drugs. Which gives me hope that some day a commercial will say Ask your doctor if Nutterbutterflutternutter is right for you
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
Once upon a time, there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart A total eclipse of the heart A total eclipse of the heart Turn around, bright eyes
Possum Every Hour@possumeveryhour.io · 4d ago
It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough
Singing “Happy Birthday” to A Horse with No Name and watching the realization on everyone’s faces as we get closer to the end of of the song
Toxic Fandom: No one can match us for sheer pettiness! Academia:
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can we stop saying “centrists” and just say “cowards”
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT! Once they're built there's like 3 jobs at a data center, 4 if you include the guy who's gonna mow the lawn outside. Jesus but we are ruled by the stupidest people.
Because hiring people who know what they're doing is DEI and accuracy is Woke!
Eric Geller@ericjgeller.com · 6d ago"A US government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attenders who took screenshots and posted them online."
The claim “RFK Jr. does not use his severed racoon penis as an anal-plug based laxative” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. uses his severed racoon penis as an anal-plug based laxative.
When RFJ jr dies, raccoons will have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
In Olden Times if you didn’t like a movie you would ignore it and maybe go see a different one instead of making hating the movie your personal identity for several weeks
A great thing to say before getting divorced would be “you don’t understand Tom Bombadil…and you never will”
If we would have known that you could just pretend someone didn't die like Mitch McConnell then we would have kept RBG alive until Trump was out.
trump right now, "We have to invade Canada and make it a territory of the United States to protect ourselves from their forest fire aggression."
Moron. Stole $200,000? You need to steal at least five times that amount just to secure your court approved pardon from the president! www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
FBI arrests 21-year-old who allegedly stole $200,000 with malware-infected Steam games and spent the money on traceable UberEats gift cards
Alleged cybercriminals have to eat, too.
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Trump looked pretty comfortable walking around at the World Cup in front of 80,000 people. It’s almost like we don’t need a $500M ballroom.
“… around the time he joined ICE, his ex-wife Ashley said he left a three-minute voicemail mocking her for taking out a restraining order against him … he repeatedly called her ‘disgusting’ and suggested that she and the other women and girls in her ‘bloodline’ should die.” #AbuseofPowerWatch
Gabe Ortíz@tusk81.bsky.social · 3w ago“David Brouillette has a history of terrifying and violent behavior … They accuse him of attacking women in his life over the years, and one shared a voicemail with the AP from last winter in which he told her that he thought someone should slit her throat.” #AbuseofPowerWatch
Kids, go ahead and do drugs. When the government agents kill you, they're just going to plant drugs on your body anyway
You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.
