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i'm drunk drunk drunk in the gardens and the graves... free palestine eamus catuli go cards eradicate capitalism

Pete Crow-Armstrong is the sixth player to reach 25 HR & 25 SB in his team’s first 115 games of a season multiple times (2025, 2026), joining: José Ramírez 2018, ‘24 Ronald Acuña Jr. 2019, ‘23 Alfonso Soriano 2002, ‘06 Jose Canseco 1988, ‘98 Bobby Bonds 1973, ‘77 He’s the first in CONSECUTIVE szns

a thing i like to remind myself that i was a huge dumbass last year for being upset at the cubs for not extending kyle tucker and also lol'ing at the doggers for spending 60 million dollars per year for a guy whos ops is less than 730...lmao

kyle tucker's feeble ass buster ass slashline

I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Did you know Forbes value of all 30 mlb franchises was just over 7 billion and now sits at 87.4 billion, despite no salary cap? That 14 different teams have won a world series since 2000, the NFL has had only 10? That no percentage of gains upon sale is transferred to the players that created it?

i remember being so excited when the cubs made a bold trade for kyle tucker thinking he was one of baseball's truly under valued and appreciated stars. turns out i was incredibly wrong and the dude is a straight up buster lmao

I'm really glad that ESPN got rid of a talented and knowledgeable dude like Ryan Clark so they could pay a sleeveless punter more money so Aaron Rodgers could be on TV complaining about Dr. Fauci. What the absolute fuck is wrong with everyone

remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.