I don't even trust people to choose my groceries there is less than zero chance i would ever want a self driving car

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

*Adele voice* Am I in love Or am I just choosin' Texas?

Why 'Brexit' and not 'The Great British Break-Off?'

America is experiencing the unbearable burdening of what shouldn't have been

Jim@jimstewart.bsky.social · 2w ago

America is experiencing the unbearable wetness of incontinence

Partying hard, or hardly partying?

sbeve@thesbeve.bsky.social · 3w ago

farting hard or fardly harting

I submitted another song parody video to YT this morning. My 59th. This is one where the entire parody was directly inspired by rhyming words in the original title line. "I'm at a place called Vertigo" = "My cat just ate the QWERTY row." youtu.be/Q8eicnClWOQ

QWERTY Row - Parody of Vertigo by U2

YouTube video by Ethan Mawyer

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If someone who knows i exist did a list of the top 38 comedy songwriters on Bluesky, then maybe I'd have a chance. Maybe

I have seen a lot of silence in the posts and skeets I write So I hope that I get noticed even if that means a fight It wouldn't hurt me If the bell said over thirty I'd prefer some controversy to indifference every time If there is anybody reading then they're acting like a mime (Cont'd)

I didn't know there was a dog named Ethan

Ethan the French Bulldog on a Swing

Alt: Ethan the French Bulldog on a Swing.

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🔥shezcrafti devil🔥@shezcrafti.com · last mo.

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭

Make a Band Bigger Paul Bunyan & The Loggers

Dan Nye@ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2mo ago

make a band bigger Fleetwood Big Mac

I had another song parody video made for the first time in a few months. I hope whoever sees this takes a look youtu.be/E9JgvIf1QAw

This Isn't Burnout, I'm Just Old

YouTube video by Ethan Mawyer

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Incorrect people: you can't expect everyone to recognize a song from one line I'm gonna try half lines Comin' out of my cage I chime in Just a small A long, long Red, red A bottle of red I remember when rock Willie and the Pack it up I like big It was all a Tramps like us Whoa, Black Song sung

Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 2mo ago

People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Data centers

It was a little weird yesterday getting over 100 likes on a comment (possibly my first triple digits here) and then realizing that ultimately made no difference whatsoever.

LOTR troll musical, with music and lyrics by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, called Don't Let the Sun Go Up on Me

Scalawag Jack@scalawagjack.bsky.social · 2mo ago

LOTR Orc cooking competition where the loser is the next meal: Meat's on the Menu.

LOTR elf sitcom called It's Always Stunning in Lothlorien

karanormal activity 💜@deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 2mo ago

LOTR ent sitcom called Tree's Company

Blue sky? Not over here, it's not.

5 words from my birth year (according to the merriam Webster time traveler feature) that best fit who I am Backstory Cyberspace Impostor Syndrome Triple-Double Wordie

nanette@nanette.bsky.social · 2mo ago

alternative music class act gratineé poster session string cheese

Mentoring from afar

Weird Al Weird Al Yankovic

Alt: Weird Al playing the accordion, which I can't do, but he was a huge influence in my development as a lyricist.

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Mal a BOO 👻@hallowedverses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you see this post your mentor

The most recent comment on my YouTube channel essentially says "this song is good it should blow up. Reminds me of the relationship between me and my husband " The song is about Amelia Bedelia so the second half is a little confusing. But I can get behind the first half.

No, I don't think i have a war face

Ynterviewer: Kan you explayne thys gap yn your resume? Odysseus: Well...

ME: throw me the ball FLAT EARTHER: you mean this frisbee?

The best film adaption of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Homeward Bound Dog in Autumn Leaves

Alt: Homeward Bound Dog running back home

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J O'Boo!!!@jobrien.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Roger Clemens is also a nepo baby (Sam)

Jack@wakeupangry.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Shania Twain is a nepo baby (Mark)

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

I've put up 57 videos of song parodies I've written on YouTube and am disappointed to have not yet gotten a cruel comment on any of them.