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john ‮‮@wilddog.bsky.social · 17y ago

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 5d ago

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon.

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3w ago

no kings includes draftkings

Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸@videogamesooc.bsky.social · 3w ago

Anthology Of The Killer

Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 4w ago

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 2mo ago

bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 2mo ago

Happy Baby Safety Month.

Luxord 🃏@luxord.bsky.social · 2mo ago

youtu.be/MqnTXpepvA8

Chug Jug with Luxord

YouTube video by Plaquas

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Kingdom Hearts News@kingdomheartsnews.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Fortnite has officially revealed that Sora will be in Fortnite this week.

austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A screencap of Gimli kneeling to Galadriel

Boze Herrington, Library Owl@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

Got It Memorized? (Podcast)@memorizecast.bsky.social · 3mo ago

there is a new episode of the podcast Got it Memorized you can listen to right now

riley 🐇☄️@smudgebap.com · 8mo ago

kingdom hearts 4 if nomura locks in

Fake Muppet Show Guests@fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 8mo ago

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Chadley!

𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐙𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐌 @vreni.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Holy smoke!”

drawing of isabelle from animal crossing as lucy moran from twin peaks

Minovsky@minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 2y ago

User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 4mo ago

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

shovda @shovda.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Hi, I have a nonfiction piece up over at Shack News that I'm a little nervous about sharing, but also really excited about letting people see.

David L. Craddock - Author/Filmmaker@davidlcraddock.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This excellent piece by @shovda.bsky.social recounts her journey to the @gamesdonequick.com stage and beyond. Read it exclusively @shacknews.com. www.shacknews.com/article/1499...

Roddy E @alteredbits.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR

cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 5mo ago

RenoBee@renobee.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Love is real and it's two strangers in an MMO jumping up and down.

Emily Aster @emilyaster.bsky.social · 6mo ago

After more than a year of effort, it's finally here- my DMC series retrospective and Netflix DMC video essay! Please enjoy!!

For The Love Of The Game: A DMC Retrospective

YouTube video by Emily Aster

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Tom W @tewhit.bsky.social · 6mo ago

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Post by @Sullivan on Cohost
YODA: Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookie Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

(continued @Sullivan post on Cohost)
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some other Inquisitors I bet, Opo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
#STAR WARS #yoda
(A reply, also from @Sullivan)
LUKE: Cal...Kestis? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.

(pasting full text in here, it's gonna get cut off sorry)
Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one the…

I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 7mo ago

going through a lot right now

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10mo ago

YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS

Count Dooku from one of those hilarious "behind the movie" star wars books that breaks down the design and philosophy of characters and tech but it's pointing at his eyes going "Count's gaze immobilizes weak minded individuals"

Gespenst ＭＫ-ＶＩＩ @callgespenst.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Andrew Elmore 💽@elmore.zone · 10mo ago

My kids keep insisting the Slime from Dragon Quest is named "Jeff" and I've never been so angry

kazuko shibuya's strongest soldier 🇵🇸@mothcummies.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11mo ago

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 12mo ago

A transit map on a bus or train, with words scrawled over it: "If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place with living in by any means necessary. I ain't giving up, I swear."

molly @mollyfied.me · 12mo ago

when my oafish husband steps on my completely silent drape runners, ruining weeks of hard work

Evangelion Screenshots@ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo

Shane ValShane @shanevalshane.bsky.social · 2y ago

pdf reader@greatgrebe.bsky.social · 2y ago

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · last yr.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · last yr.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

evan @evjenk.bsky.social · last yr.

Screenshot of Anthology of the Killer- Hands of the Killer

BB standing in a hallway speaking with the following text:
"Speaking of which - ZZ says the sweet spot for nostalgia material is 30 to 40 years old, or 'old enough to smell like death'. I think internet is accelerating her tendencies towards the gothic. Personally, I've always been more about True Crime!"