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Words and letters kind of person. Sorry, can't help you.
Starting my 2026 year in books thread here! In 2025 I read 111 books, mostly in ebook and audiobook format, and mostly from Seattle and King County Public Libraries. Support your public library!
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is: A) Exploratory Surgery B) Done under "best guess" conditions C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150 E) All of which is muscle F) On testicles that are hiding from you G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Colin Firth is my favorite actor, followed by Colin Thecond
My "2025 in books" thread. I read 89 books in 2024. This year I'm generally choosing to read: - Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List - Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
1920s literary insult: He had the habit, when confounded, of worrying his shirt cuffs between his fingertips, puffing out his cheeks, and squeezing forth a low whine before firmly patting his pockets as if to confirm that nothing of value was forthcoming. 2020s: His assplay was hella mid.
"Sources also confirmed you kind of hurt his feelings"
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
Benedict’s pahty was fine, but bro, the one with the Cahdinals from Ahgentina? That was a
Did you check your child's popular knapsack? Or behind their jewelry box? Something simple as a baby doll?
Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
I shook my rump once. That was enough for me to know that the practice simply isn't for me. I won't be doing it again.
My diet is just rolling a boulder up those stairs every day
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️@onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 2y agoso is the food pyramid still sideways or what
Google AI getting hostile with its users.
Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2y agoGemini: Fuck you. Both of you.
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves
