Ceci n’est pas une planétaire
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Never successfully quit social media though I really should. Will keep it at a safe distance, like, cosmically
⭐️ New video is up on YouTube! This mini chocolate babka recipe can be found exclusively in my book Small-Batch Breads: 50 Recipes for Loaves, Buns, and Flatbreads Made with One Cup of Flour (out 8/18!) 🙌 Once you get the book you can follow along w the video for more visuals! youtu.be/A7MqErrWzwI
Mini Chocolate Babka made with 1 Cup of Flour (Small-Batch Breads Exclusive Recipe)
YouTube video by The Practical Kitchen
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BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
petty, maybe, but it always gets me, a person with adhd and aphantasia that would never use ai, when people claim adhd and aphantasia is the reason they *need* these in their life no, you're just a mark
Jean Cabot@prairiehamster.bsky.social · 5h agoIn a videogame roleplay server I'm in they just banned AI and this person flipped out, saying that because of her ADHD she needed it to manage her whole life and it turned out she had even been making her *tiny* game posts with it too! Then she called it her friend. Terrifying shit. She ragequit
I remember a coworker in her late twenties saying this on how dating was so difficult. I was not surprised by her first two complaints: general anger issues and having few outside hobbies. I WAS surprised at her mention of how many men apparently don’t wash their hair or butts.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 22h agoSurely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.
and they wonder why the Wicker trailer is popular. if you don't wanna be replaced by furniture, gentlemen, start bringing more to the table than furniture.
Nikolaj Bill@nikolajbill.bsky.social · 19h agoI remember a coworker in her late twenties saying this on how dating was so difficult. I was not surprised by her first two complaints: general anger issues and having few outside hobbies. I WAS surprised at her mention of how many men apparently don’t wash their hair or butts.
A late-discovered autistic woman who spent her whole life masking her autistic traits in order to avoid attracting attention has recently been accused of faking her autism diagnosis to obtain said attention.
Woman who spent life masking autism to avoid attention now accused of faking autism for attention
A late-discovered autistic woman who spent her whole life masking her autistic traits in order to avoid attracting attention has recently been accused of faking her autism diagnosis to obtain said…
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An autistic woman has completed enough courses on LinkedIn to become possibly the most neurotypical person alive.
Autistic woman finally takes enough LinkedIn courses to become neurotypical
An autistic woman has completed enough courses on LinkedIn to become possibly the most neurotypical person alive. Deborah Whitehead, 34, takes LinkedIn courses whenever she needs to look busy at…
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Me: I feel weird. Very weird. I’ve not done or not done anything for this feeling. It’s like the universe has subtly shifte- (Gentle drizzle falls for the first time in over a month) Ah that’d do it.
I watched Kpop Demon Hunters three times in 24 hours, and I’ll do it again ✨ cat shadow meme commissions now open on vgen!! vgen.co/prookal #kpopdemonhunters #fanart #vgen #art #artmeme
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky!
Freyorr Res Bina@freyorrresbina.bsky.social · last yr.QRP with your most popular piece on bsky!
What I hate about COVID downplayers is… you won okay. In the aftermath of humanity coming together to develop the most crucial vaccines of our lifetime & collectively sacrificing to save lives, we are now less safe, less vaccinated & less empathetic than ever. You won ok. Lay down your swords.
comment on my post about the first documented case of parthenogenesis in crocodiles LMAO?
First, I love Hank Green, unironically. I think he's a very good dood who does very good things, and he's a passionate person who truly cares about this world and making it a better place. Not a perfect human, but a damn good one. And a smart one. ANYONE IS VULNERABLE TO THIS. It's like a cult...
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d agoYouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ Gotta be this one. It was also my most popular on the birdsite. Also my most popular on Tumblr (I don't even have a Tumblr). It's nearly thirty years old. Sometimes I feel like a one-hit wonder.
Karina S.@chirunax.bsky.social · 5d agoQRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ not 100% sure how to check, but I believe it's this one!
oh, it has indeed been a while since I posted about them! you can still get the spring/summer 2026 collection here >> kim-hu-shop.fourthwall.com << 💀 💀 💀
Olivia Wood 🔜 Gamescom@babelfishwars.bsky.social · 6d agothis suggests there are old shirts already... am I being dim, but where is your shirt shop?
"Short people: Are we sure they're not just doing that thing where you walk around on your knees with your knees in your shoes?"
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.Channel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
"Whilst we do not share the views of all these organisations, we recognise the concerns raised by those labelled as “anti-rights” in the document" BUT THEY ARE. THEY ARE. THEY LITERALLY ARE. THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE FORMED TO DO, TO REMOVE RIGHTS. THAT IS LITERALLY THEIR PURPOSE
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
