Last minute costume idea: Show up to a party you weren’t invited to and where no one likes you, pour out all their drinks — say you’re a data center
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Deeply Flawed Human. Does law things. Doesn't ask unnecessary questions, brings own shovel. Injustice is my Trigger, Kindness my Kryptonite.
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Owls in Towels@owls-in-towels.bsky.social · 5h ago31st of Owltober! Horst the Eagle-Owl was found soaked in oil and flightless. After weeks of many grumpy baths from Heike Kneseback, he was once more fit for the wild. Want to donate to Hilfe für Lüneburger Wildtiere paypal.com/paypalme/hil... Source: www.tiktok.com/@flottelotte... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
Time to put on the pointy hat, carve the pumpkins and ask the ravens for guidance. For me it's also time for Type O Negative on repeat 🖤 Happy halloween!! 🐦⬛🎃 (Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad... )
And that's a wrap! Happy Owloween everyone, and thanks for all your comments and shares, it's been fun! 🕸️👻🦉 P.S. Higher-res of the Owltober 2026 calendar [3840×2160] is available at owlsintowels.org/owltober
I KNOW that I have at LEAST one mutual who will be interested in a video about reusable condoms.
Dr Lindsey Fitzharris@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 4d agoI'm in the midst of an intense US book tour but I couldn't resist the opportunity to get on camera and talk to you about my favourite subject: syphilis! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WYy...
therapist: why do you keep destabilizing yourself me: 🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
It turns out that being the person I would like to be is about learning to cope with my thoughts and emotions. I think that's also what meditation is about. I sit there with nothing else but my thoughts and feelings. And I don't die. That changes everything.
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They're saying my Internet money went to live on a big farm upstate
Did the judge get really quiet because he needed to think about the Department of Justice's brilliant legal arguments? Stay tuned to find out.
Gabriel Malor@gabrielmalor.bsky.social · yesterdayJudge Reyes just got really quiet. And then: we're taking a 15 minute break.
Bold move to get lippy when Chekhov’s Disbarment was introduced in an earlier episode.
Gabriel Malor@gabrielmalor.bsky.social · yesterdayJudge Reyes: do you want to correct yourself and say gosh that's not what you meant? Woodward (very sarcastic): gosh, that's not what I meant.
Messaging my source asking if his lab is going to be stocking this I’ll be needing a pallet-load To start
30th of Owltober! Toil and Trouble. Two Pueo (Short-eared Owls) were brought to the Hawai‘i Wildlife Center in the same day. They're pictured about to be tube-fed during their time in care. To donate to HWC: www.hawaiiwildlifecenter.org/donate.html Source: fb.com/567742952054... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
![A pair of Short-eared Owls are side by side, wrapped in white fabric: one a towel, the other a pillowcase. If the owls were to have names, then Toil [left] looks ready to rumble with an insurmountable fury dwelling within her eyes, whereas Trouble [right] looks far more subdued, and is either very complacent with the situation, or more likely, has not enough energy to tussle. Some days of R 'n R 'n R (rehabilitation being the third R) will surely give him the pep he needs. Both Pueo possess facial feathers the colour, shape, and texture of a Three-toed Sloth, but biologists have yet to draw a direct connection between the taxa. A quarter of hands holding the owl shawarmas up for camera are gloved, which incidentally, excluding thumbs, is the same fraction of non-gloved fingers that are banded with jewellery, which makes this sentence both an odd one to parse, and contain an even number of words and letters.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ja2ga27vmfbmghzkca2pinok/bafkreidreqrej6ubdvl6kznbmcbh56kf5bla4th5ichbwuspyir2hblfzi)
I wrote up what we know about the Binance hack so far. By my best estimate, Binance is out $1.5–$3 billion after stablecoin issuers froze what they could. Changpeng Zhao is promising Binance will cover it, but he’s legally barred from running the company.
Attacker gets away with up to $3 billion from Binance
Stablecoin issuers froze about $2.4 billion of the up to $5.5 billion stolen. The rest may exceed Binance’s insurance fund, and the man promising to make users whole isn’t supposed to be running the c...
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"The line must be drawn HERE! This far and NO farther! And I will make them PAY for what they have done!"
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We should remember the joy they have brought us when they are no longer with us.
Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm really fucking devastated right now so instead here's the picture Patrick Stewart posted nearly 13 years ago to the day with the caption "happy halloween" of him dressed as a giant lobster in a bathtub.
29th of Owltober! A Long-eared Owl is tagged for scientific research by Rocky Point Bird Observatory in BC, Canada. "In order to safely band and weigh larger owls, we put them in a wrap which keeps them calm." Want to donate to RPBO? rpbo.org/donate/ Source: fb.com/148893053314... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
Care for us? True indeed! They ne’er car’d for us yet. Suffer us to famish, and their store-houses cramm’d with grain; make edicts for usury, to support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act establish’d against the rich, and provide more piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor.
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d agothe more whales the less fish
Here’s what it’s like to simply exist as Jewish in public. Imagine having the fucking balls to just shout this out in a crowded theater. In what fucking universe does this help Palestine??? This woman doesn’t actually give a fuck about Palestinians. He handled this so much better then I would have
Watching this made me happy, if only for the twenty seconds it took to play.
Marjorie James Keenan@unenthusiast.com · 3d agothinking about the chicken gyro