“Good news!” Robin announces, setting down a ceramic owl. “She must be worth something.” “We're starving,” the villagers reply. Robin nods sympathetically before handing an orphan three decorative soaps and a laminated loyalty card for a frozen yogurt chain that no longer exists. buff.ly/VA5DpmF
Robin Hood, Prince of Compulsive and Pointless Theft
“He steals from the rich to give to the poor, which sounds generous until you learn what he steals. The people of Sherwood do not need six unmatched salt sha...
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