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@foxspresso.yotes.io
the other foxspresso. part time ridgeback full time all wheel drive
we all have "we told you bro" binder clips screwed to our doors i'm gonna leave her a note offering a mechanical once-over on her car as an apology since i have a garage
☕️@foxspresso.yotes.io · 6h agomy downstairs neighbor just came up and asked me super nicely to stop being loud i'm gonna kermit 😭
my downstairs neighbor just came up and asked me super nicely to stop being loud i'm gonna kermit 😭
QRP with your mosy popular piece on Bluesky Its Zoot Suit Samus and its not even close lol
Grinda 🏳️⚧️🔞@grindagoat.bsky.social · 4d agoQRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky that's right the 5 minute shitpost is the most popular post by a country mile!
GARURUMON CAN PUT FOUR FINGERS IN MY- [the sniper exhales as he takes his shot, the small ripples of his breath and the firearm's emissions travel across the stillness of the water and collide with the waves created by his brief appearance from the chlorinated depths]
Only Jerry@onlyjerryblep.bsky.social · 4d agoGarurumon enjoys some rice.
i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough
did the patio furniture take up way more space than i thought it would? yes. is that going to stop me from adding a bird bath and feeder for the sparrows? NO
"what topic would you stand up on an airplane and lecture about for 30 minutes to a captive audience" trick question, from the time the cabin door closes to the time it opens again I would rather die than break character. I'm committed 1000% to my impression of an empty seat
