post unemployment captains log: from the front lines of day drinking I have combined the ideas of "bustelo" and "mai tai" It is 10:15 AM Please clap.

all SREs are the same, I swear to god

austin (e/accordion 🪗)@thebadcode.com · 3d ago

sure your “ai” can write code at the 99th percentile and solve open problems in mathematics, but can it get stoned playing factorio and forget why you were refactoring blue circuits in the first place

tfw a cat takes such a rank dump that you gotta have a smoked fish palate cleanser about it

lets fucking GOOOO

something horrifying has come to me in a vision

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against an autistic poster when their hobby is on the line!”

homie's long bao is XIAOed, sonnnn

Skye raynehart (Fae ONYX)@skyeraynehart.bsky.social · 5d ago

I have a problem and its delicious

hell yeah my 400 dollar mostly booze and freezer food amazon fresh order is arriving fuck yeah (am I being unemployed right?)

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d ago

it was the truth in 2025, and it's more true in 2026 are you chonky in SEATTLE? to a point where it's genuinely affecting your health? food economics in seattle is so fucked that it's cheaper to pay full price for GLP meds without insurance approval than it is to eat food.

"And he said unto them, "I beheld Satan as Lightning fall from Heaven." (Luke 10:18) re: seafair and the blue angels (and that GOD FORSAKEN ENGINE NOISE)

Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...

Bluesky Says Kremlin Is Hacking Its Platform to Spread Propaganda

The company said it was fighting Russian efforts to hijack real users’ accounts to post fake content, an apparently novel tactic.

nytimes.com

rip bozo

Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 7d ago

Hearing on good authority that Police Chief Shon Barnes has just been fired. He just left the mayor's office this evening after being inside for quite a while. Barnes is currently calling around the police department to tell his captains. Still waiting on confirmation from mayor's office and SPD.

Speaking from a bit of experience here, the “cuts to defense spending” were always the lazy bullshit designed to get a few libertarian-type nitwits on board with the project. anyone who earnestly thinks a GOP admin is cutting defense depending is A Sucker

David Burbach 🇺🇸@dburbach.bsky.social · 7d ago

While bad for the country I'm also amused seeing Vought forced to beg Congress for giant DOD increases, farm aid, and no spending cuts. P2025 actually called for reducing defense spending and of course he wants to slash everything else

aaaaand now Terran 1 is stuck in my head

Retro Tech Dreams@retrotechdreams.bsky.social · last wk.

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings (1999). This and StarCraft's menu are burned into my memory.

youtu.be/OLFcQqFVvZg?... LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!

It's Pizza Time!

YouTube video by Mr. Sauceman - Topic

youtu.be

🌞 fletch@fletcherp.bsky.social · 7d ago

go for pizza i repeat we are go for pizza

really feels like everyone's ordering drinks at the neighborhood bar before it closes forever

Steven T. Dennis@steventdennis.bsky.social · 7d ago

WH/Rs plan to increase spending on war & farmers w/o offsets. No serious efforts underway to shrink deficits of ~$2T a year and worsening as population ages and Congress keeps piling on red ink. Social Security Trust Fund runs dry in 2032, leading to big cuts under current law.

Damn, they got everything on Etsy. Not great, not terrible.

this post has the same energy as bainbridge's response to oppenheimer: "yeah, yeah, we're all sons of bitches now" lol nolan should have done something with that, josh peck would have delivered that line so well, and would have definitely added to oppy's post bomb minimization

I AM DAD@iamdad.bsky.social · last wk.

And amphetamines. Homie just wanted to keep his ADHD in check.

Adam Chalmers@adamchalmers.com · last wk.

Despite being published over 40 years ago, Neuromancer remains the defining sci-fi classic of today because it speaks to eternal, timeless needs: a fast computer and a hot girlfriend

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

AndaliteBandit@andalitebandit.bsky.social · last wk.

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

o shit oh fuck it's THE PURSUER

Good morning from the future leftists want!

teaching my artist friends about the wonders of the IEEE-754 standard has been a hoot

POTUS@sentientpotato.bsky.social · 2w ago

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Dear frozen pizza makers: Please make air fryer sized pizza for hot climates so you don't have to heat your entire kitchen up. Thanks.

I'm gonna be a Master. A Pokemon Master.