Natalie needs new material for Trump’s tweets. This is embarrassing
d.w. 1878 (just like pagliacci did) 🚫👑
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The Jungle by Upton Sinclair wasn’t supposed to be an instructional manual www.newsweek.com/biggest-fda-...
Biggest FDA recalls of 2026: Taylor Farms, blueberries, eggs and more
Several recalls have been tied to multistate flurries involving cyclospora, E. coli and salmonella.
newsweek.com
Darth Vader spoke in favor of Flock cameras at a San Diego city council meeting yesterday
'The Emperor Is a Fan of Flock': Darth Vader Speaks at City Council Meeting
"This council was elected to serve the police, not the public," said Vader.
gizmodo.com
I wish I could remember who said it first, but the person who said that you should replace “Wall Street” (and related) with “Rich people’s feelings” in every headline was really on to something.
Cars in GTA 6 need gas is how hard we lost the Iran war.
Republicans desperately trying to steer the internet away from "diaper nurse" toward the far safer traditional values ground of "side chick."
It’s always people who haven’t worked a company job in decades saying shit like this: "If you’ve got a job where you’re surrounded by colleagues filling your inbox with AI-generated messages that you can’t abide, get a new job or learn to live with it."
He won’t even be alive by the time those ships are commissioned. So why is the USN coddling the lamest duck to ever fart behind the resolute desk?
Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · last wk.🤦♂️ It’s a fucking aircraft carrier, it’s not supposed to be pretty. I don’t understand why the Navy would even entertain this nonsense. He wants the tower/command center to be closer to the front of the ship. It would cost billions and result in years of delays.
Twelve year old me loves taking I-69 to Flint. #asoftenaspossible
Just thinking of the billions being wasted by this spunk drunk regime as families in the worst moments of their lives are being denied help for the crime of not voting for Trump.
Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · last wk."The fiasco has cost American taxpayers $533 million, according to the Army. But the Army has not held General Dynamics or a key Turkish subcontractor publicly accountable for the failures. Nor has it made General Dynamics pay a penny back." www.propublica.org/article/gene...
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m a lifted Dodge Ram running a red light.
Stuart@stuartguy.bsky.social · 2w agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi I’m an ethyl chloride, mixed with hydrogen chloride explosion 💥
So if a plane crashes, do the passengers just get teabagged as they die?
movies without sex scenes in them are now called "gluck cuts" i don't make the rules
Wonder why Everton left it until 10PM Liverpool time to announce Norgaard.
The Buck Rogers of Bullshit strikes again.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3w ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Air to Ground Message: PAX 25C 65 YEARS OLD EAR BUD STUCK IN EAR Area: Louisville, KY, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a05932035ee F: #f82853bf562
I live in Michigan. Two of the candidates I voted for yesterday were people who knocked on my door and personally shook my hand.
Random Jeweler@randomjeweler.bsky.social · 3w agoThe power of " I saw the politician and he seemed like an ok guy"
Progressives won three competitive congressional primaries in Michigan despite being outspent nearly 10-1. Politico didn’t get the big election night they wanted.
Politico@politico.com · 3w agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
They’re calling it “the bag holders’ convention” sources are unclear if there will be a ball pit
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3w agoSpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.
the concept of migration control is incredibly historically new and when it is abolished - and it will be abolished, like all unjust laws are - we will look back on it as if it was a complete insanity. what lunatic would say that your life should be restricted to a territory you were born in
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
Improv lunch today was leftover grilled adobo chicken from Taqueria El Rey (godly, as usual)over ramen.
Uh oh time for Trump to fire another woman www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump insists vandals damaged Reflecting Pool, blasts DOJ for dropped charge
The president acknowledged “there may have been some contractor difficulty” but said he disagreed with U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro for dropping a criminal charge against a former Olympian.
washingtonpost.com
There’s a pretty obvious grumpy old man place I could go with this, so feel free to write it in your head.
Hey, I just met you And I'm a white whale! But here's my number So call me, Ishmael!
Again the next time you worry you are not qualified for your job please remember that Marvel couldn't figure out how to pick a spot on the map, put Mahershala Ali in a Blade outfit and then write a movie where he fights vampires there.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 4w agoMahershala Ali says he’s moved on from ‘Blade’ “I have moved on … I'm good … you had me under contract … if they wanted to do the movie, we would've done the movie. So we're not doing the movie … They didn't want to do it, so they should answer that question” (via GQ Magazine)
The Yemeni coffee house that’s within walking distance from my house has exquisite mufawar. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Across US, Yemeni coffeehouses reflect coffee culture's roots
From Dallas and Detroit to Memphis and New York, Yemeni coffeehouses are proliferating, with a reach beyond Middle Eastern communities.
usatoday.com