Everything is still green I noticed but not *quite* as green as a three weeks ago.

I was at an Irish pub in Wisconsin one evening and a hailstorm rolled through so several of us went outside and gathered some (mostly grape size) and dropped it in our cocktails.

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collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal

My favorite Star Trek episode? It's called “How Would I Know, I'm Not A Dork.” That or “The Corbomite Maneuver.”

Wordle 1,872 2/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 oh, ha ha ha! 🤷‍♀️

thank you toni, i'm always saying we need more nazis on this site, maybe pay people to post to encourage more quality content too

Shut the fuck up -sent from my Westinghouse smart fridge

Wait there is a whole zone with friends?

Get in, loser. I forgot where I’m going. Get in, loser.

builds a gay little robot that pisses you off

More #BlackKeys why not.

you: covid is over me: just spent $177 on new house filters because you think covid is over

Cloudy commute, listening to "Ode to LRC" (for probably the 100th time, all told) & when he gets to "No, the dog is gone.." I burst into tears. What's up with that??

'Dubliners'? More like "DUMB-liners" amirite? #Joyce

I don't know/care what y'all problem with Ken Jennings is. Fuck off.

Jukebox playing "Comfortably Numb" at this townie bar. How many of these regulars do I tell that I lost my virginity to this song in 1989?

This photo from my collection says “Edna Wilke” on the back and I hope that was the name of the kitten.

YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN MY WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS OF ELTON JOHN'S ESTATE LIBRARY AND YOURS DOESN'T.

Now I lay me down to various shit

Bro, I was going to compare thee to a summer's day, but bro you are far more lovely and way, WAY more temperate

I am sorta hammered.. which means I am disappointed that everyone else isn't also. 😢

biblically accurate taco truck

large swatches of the globe on fire as society invests in technology that rapidly drains the water feels like a crazy SIMCITY scenario but here we are

Women look ethereal when they touch themselves, except for that last 7 secs when they look like somebody tazed a DJ in the middle of his set

Imagine if I had the reflexes and paranoia of a cat

Standing in the exit lane of the parking lot & letting the striped wooden gate slowly pound me into the ground.

Boy I sure do like being not-hungover on a Monday morning. Maybe I'll try to remember that.

youtu.be/-Q6nKP10j4s?... *not actual bagpipe

The Church - Under The Milky Way (Audio only)

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Good morning on this Bagpipe Appreciation Day. Yeah. I went there. What’s your favorite song that features the bagpipe? <Insert topical, witty comment here that connects today’s holiday with this #earworm thread.> #EarWorm #BagpipeAppreciationDay

Hotel sex is like room service. I’ve never had either.