only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085
fungible thadius🍥
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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. *certified free range, grain fed shitposter #KeepBlueskyWeird pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Partnering with Panda Express to put my posts in their fortune cookies.
are you there God? it’s me, thad. I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
most accurate album title of all time? Sugar Ray’s 14:59
No, I would describe her bitch face as very active. I doubt it ever rests.
after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire
[job interview] boss: what would you do if faced with a situation where- me: give up immediately
I want to make your bad days better. Not, like, resolved or anything. Just higher quality, more effective, more efficiently bad.
another week?! goddammit I just did one of those 😭
a fortune cookie, but your fortune is just a random post of mine
it’s tuesday, august 4th and I just heard a Spanish version of “All I Want for Christmas Is You”
Welcome to Deeks world Everything has sexual innuendo and snacks are served often
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
Lisa: How did you decide on my name, Dad? Me: It’s an homage to The Simpsons Bort: I hate you Dad
but I’m at work, what else am I supposed to do?
trickykat@trickykat.bsky.social · yesterdayit’s time for you to log off thad
you’re right. Jason Statham tv series coming right up!
Rep. LuluLenin (D)@lululenin.bsky.social · 2d agodo we really need any more jason statham movies?
