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Now with 28g protein.

The main difference between the Bible and The Lord of the Rings is that when someone calls The Lord of the Rings their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.

there was a teacher at my school that used to say "maths is a universal language", but they were wrong. "games" are the only universal language. I can play games with your pet, with a wild animal, a bird, someone who doesn't speak a word of English

man, 1-2 USB-C ports on your motherboard in 2026 is a joke. I understand it's probably a bandwidth constraint but c'mon, how can we get full adoption with 1 or 2 ports, we should be on 4 ports as standard by now

how it started: whenever someone says anything about "five guys", you interject "burgers and fries!" how it ends: whenever anyone says anything about "guys" at all, you randomly interject "burgers and fries!" and people start to socially isolate from you

the worst thing about being terminally online is when you've survived the first waves of "the discourse" over three damn weeks, the subsequent next few weeks you are subjected to the echoes reverberations of normies chipping in with their takes

In 2012 the UK was number 1 in the @ilgaeurope.bsky.social rankings table for LGBTQ+ rights in Europe. It has now dropped to *22nd*. Next year I suspect it'll be even lower due to Labour's abysmal treatment of the trans community. Why on earth would WorldPride come to London in these conditions?

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@london.gov.uk · last wk.

1972. 2012. 2032? London's first Pride march. WorldPride in our city. Now I'm backing a bid to bring the world back to London in 2032, marking 60 years of Pride and inviting LGBTQIA+ creatives to help shape it from day one.

I've been watching lots of videos on Orca, Dolphin, Sharks and Octopus lately and I am more and more convinced of one thing: keeping these creatures in captivity should be a crime