Knight Asstorias - Havana Syndrome SPOOKY Spreader 🎃
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I eat when I'm hungry and sleep when I'm tired.
I wanna be the white guy working at a black owned gun store.
names this good shouldn't be wasted on scumbag political operatives. Timmy Teepell is the name of a retired relief pitcher who threw 43 innings of 4.50 ERA ball for the '94-95 Royals and Tommy Teepell should be his 5-tool prospect son everyone else in the Orioles dugout has nicknamed "T-Dawg"
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 22h agoHuge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.
Was looking through my saved photos and found this painting someone made of ET being run off and pelted with pinecones and started cracking up again, truly a masterpiece
Every time I see this tableau of grinning courtiers lined up behind him I'm reminded how big the problem is and how far beyond one Bad Man it extends
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 18h agoFCC Chair Ferguson claims Nick Shirley "launched a revolution" and glazes Trump
oh it's bad. oh it's BAD bad. oh this is CATASTROPHIC, drop-whatever-you're-doing-and-patch-NOW levels of bad cert.europa.eu/publications...
nightshade →home, for now@nightshade.technology · 14h agoyeah iunno bout you but that seems pretty bad
An emotional Sea slug cried then eats breakfast the next day
Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision
Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision
EDMONTON - With 76% of Albertans voting to reject a referendum on leaving Canada, the remainder of Canadians have registered "pleasant shock" at the province's decision to, for once, not shoot itself ...
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Ok that seems manageable. But how much human piss is in orbit right now?
ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 14h agoThe piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
Also Romeo and Juliet should both be 27 years old because they’re too young to be in love they should be focusing on their education
42% of Americans with cancer deplete their life savings within two years. Breaking Bad was a documentary
Death or Debt? National Estimates of Financial Toxicity in Persons with Newly-Diagnosed Cancer
The purpose of this study was to evaluate the impact of cancer upon a patient's net worth and debt in the US.
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Silicone and silicon are two different materials entirely. You learn something new every day! Anywho, if you’re in the market for some computer parts that smell a little weird let me know
watching 17 every week has ruined football for me. every other quarterback drives me crazy. i am no longer able to gauge what it is normal and what isn’t. like ofc i was too high on anthony richardson, why couldn‘t he simply decide to become good at football. josh did it
philadelphia invented sports teams that are a little whacky
loctastic@loctastic.bsky.social · 2d agoi wonder what it's like to be a fan of another city's teams and you never have to worry about burner phones or blood clots or guys who want to be fishermen or guys who want to be firemen or guys who led a dogfighting ring and felt bad about it and guys who get their blood replaced by chiropractors
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Me: An actual literal barrel of monkeys Anton Chigurh: *puts bolt pistol back away* Wait, what? That sounds like a crazy story.
He’s like the ChatGPT version of that Norman Rockwell painting
