Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB #bringbackthebush
I always think “too bad I’m not a serial killer” when people post the weather from their hometown and don’t redact the name of the town.
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men is stored in the balls.
I can’t believe how tired I am for it only being (insert every day here).
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop
EVERYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR LIVES... ARE YOU BETTER OFF TODAY THAN YOU WERE TWO YEARS AGO.. VOTE BLUE AND PUT THESE GO☭ TERRORISTS OUT OF OFFICE😳🤬
You can use a hotdog bun for a lotta things actually.
Hunting skills: 0% Accuracy: 0% Confidence: 100% #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
Time for Dems to play hardball and replace McConnell. He certainly would have done so
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
I circled the parking lot just to capture this. Knew you people would appreciate it.
I’m not worried about what people think about me. Most of the people I meet are dumb anyway.
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
A game show where people are pouring various liquids from varying heights into different size holes.
Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.
MJW@wilsonmj.bsky.social · last mo.I just went to Taco Bell. I got two chalupas and a small drink. It was $18. This it's what people mean when they talk about the economy feeling bad right now. Everything is expensive. Cheap things are no longer cheap. You can't leave your house without spending $50.
I panicked when the barista asked me "what are you up to today" and gave him the full to-do list of work tasks, my plans for my new conservatory home office, explained that I didn't have time for eye makeup so I'll probably work that out, see my dad, make a call I've been dreading, and ...
Boeing should try selling feet pics or their used underwear. 🤷🏼♀️
The Mouthy Renegade Writer@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · last mo.Maybe Boeing needs to get a side hustle. Monetize its hobbies. Start an OnlyFans.🖕😅🖕
The world thinks the weather in the US is like California when in fact the weather in most of California isn’t like California