I circled the parking lot just to capture this. Knew you people would appreciate it.
Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her. Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
an episode of Gilligan's Island where Elon Musk washes up and The Professor just destroys him intellectualy and Ginger/Mary Ann think he's a creep but Gilligan and The Skipper worship him
What keeps me up at night? Knowing that Sebastian Stan’s real name is Sebastian Stan. Boggles the mind.
making a little scuba suit for my hamster so he can make friends with the fish
This is why you procrastinate switching your tires where I live. This was yesterday.
I found a Jean jacket that gr11 me would have killed for and it was only $30 so it’s now my entire personality and I will be talking about it all damn day.
Me, on reddit seeing a story from more than five years ago: Ah yes the ancient scrolls.
I suffered greatly all afternoon as the consequence of overeating. I have learned nothing and might have ice cream about it
No matter how much I explain to my cat that his litter is the clumping kind, he insists on spreading it around my condo like grass seed. Cute little bastard.
All that fiber I had yesterday is really hitting back today.
Son: can i have cheese for dinner? Me: you can’t just have cheese for dinner Son: can we have mozzarella sticks? Me, shooting fingers guns: now you’re talking
“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue
Can’t. Tried saying “I edited it” three days ago and I can’t stop adding syllables.
On Sundays if you repost a repost you have to repost something from the reposter too It’s in the Bible
When animals are lame they go find a quiet remote location to die When humans are lame they run for political office and then try to make everyone else suffer too
if I knew hot people could still feel depressed and unloved I would have chosen to be smart instead
Sometimes the Sunday scaries demand a beef dip and a drink.
We were young then. Young and wild and free and shopping for futons at IKEA
if i had to pick a superpower it would be to scratch an itch as fast as a cat
I put a ladder together today. Now I’m watching wrestling. Where is my man card?
Calling the bank teller ageist scum for not offering me a lollipop