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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "In this Minneapolis diner, customers have three questions . . ."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h agoRoyce White is now ranting about "transgender sex dolls" during a forum that is supposed to be about agricultural issues. This guy is a serious Republican in Minnesota who had the party's nomination for a Senate seat two years ago. Insanity.
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
I love this so much. What more universal New York experience is there than consulting your estate lawyer about your second $5M+ home? This is what Cuomo should have run against. finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/...
Mamdani’s pied-à-terre tax was designed to hit the wealthy, but it’s sending most New Yorkers to their estate lawyers
Trusts and LLCs offer not only anonymity from public records, but also a way to protect your assets from liabilities.
finance.yahoo.com
Just read the goddamn cases. For fuck’s sake, do your job. www.abajournal.com/web/article/...
How to use AI but steer clear of hallucinated cases
The ABA Journal is the flagship publication of the American Bar Association. It covers the trends, people and finances of the legal profession from Wall Street to Main Street to Pennsylvania Avenue.
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America 2026: The President is being celebrated at an event where an award is given for finding out he's a kidfucker
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 2w agoRemarkable camera angle of President Trump as he listens to Wall Street Journal reporters receiving an award for their investigation into Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — which they pursued despite Trump’s threats and lawsuit.
WHITEHOUSE: How long do you intend to put up with Kash Patel? Are you good w/ his airplane jaunts, are you confident he's not drinking on the job, are you sure he knows what he's doing? BLANCHE: That's an extraordinarily obnoxious question. I have full faith in Patel W: Great. You get to own that
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
Skip the box store, take a quick shower, file 750 words under the headline “As Charleston Mourns, Senator Graham Grapples with the Unimaginable: My Work Pants” and fly home early.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3w ago"Best! Beat! Ever!" (proceeds to tell an anecdote about a senator telling her to go buy a dress before she's allowed to write a story about him in the wake of a racist mass shooting)
It is not a great look that some senior Democratic leaders have had time to put out statements on social media about how much they'll miss Lindsey Graham but haven't had time to talk about these latest executions carried out by Trump's gestapo in American streets.
Upon hearing that Lindsay Graham died Democrats: We will remember him fondly even though we disagreed on the literally everything and he treated us like shit. Republicans: He was mostly useful and his death is very inconvenient. Nevertheless we shall fortify ourselves by feasting upon his corpse.
Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress
This is going to put ideas in Benjamin Netanyahu's head . . .
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump tells the New York Post that if Iran assassinates him, "I've left instructions to just literally bomb them at levels never seen before" 🙃
every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline
Anton Gerashchenko@antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 4w agoPresident Trump: Would you go to Moscow? President Zelenskyy: It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
Do you think CNBC or traditional media would have let this slide if Joe Biden gave the same answer about Hunter?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
The Supreme Court is so divided now. The 3 Dem justices will continue to wear their black robes, while the 6 Republican justices will go back to wearing their white ones.
Ted just keeps talking about how Trump is dying. Glad at least one politician is. Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) Suggests Trump is Being Treated for Terminal Illness youtu.be/W1nXiENOX_0?...
Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) Suggests Trump is Being Treated for Terminal Illness
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TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · last mo.I hate this guy so much
One of the few grounds for long-term optimism is that institutions designed to pander to morons and crackpots tend not to remain effective once, inevitably, they come to be STAFFED by morons and crackpots.
Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · last mo.Meltdown and fingerprinting at Michael Flynn's nonprofit.
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare Pet ferrets kept as therapy animals at the UK’s largest children’s prison have been co-opted by managers to kill rats, resulting in a bloody incident and concerns over child and animal welfare. The unorthodox method of vermin control was waved through last month at HMYOI Wetherby in West Yorkshire following a surge in rat numbers in prison offices and grounds. Continue reading...
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The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
