I'm bummed I'm being a responsible human and missing defcon. Again.

Pouty Little Girl Crying

ALT: Pouty Little Girl Crying

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Holy shit. Behold: a time capsule.

The First 3 Hours of MTV - August 1, 1981

YouTube video by Mike Lilley

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I just watched HeMan and I liked it alot.

Do y'all think they are practicing tactics on McConnell for when POTUS goes?

Someone i know has to be open for this....

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d ago

This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.

Agreed

He's from where I'm from. None of us can stand stupid.

Ann 🦋💙🗳️💙@annokla.bsky.social · 7d ago

Release the Epstein Files.

I'm often told infrastructure people don't care about developers and platforms. But whatever your developers build above your infrastructure is a platform and they'll soon flit away from it, and now for you it's: not my mistake, and now my problem. Full talk: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSiP...

This is so funny to me

Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · last wk.

There is something so compelling and beautiful about robot fail videos

Dancing Ent Creature of the foggy forest. Madeira #landscapephotography ##landschaftsfotografie #fog

Here we are in 2026 and this song is just as relevant now as it was when it was created. ‘Stop, Hey What's That Sound’ Buffalo Springfield Released December, 1966

Dudes rock

Listening to austin city council vote on the Dogs Head development. Amazon is going to build a robotics factory there. It's gonna be huge. Man this is Texas shenanigans at its finest.

All hat and no cattle.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals

Last day at work until Monday Weirdos!! Bring It On 🖤

bruh is this gonna be in doomsday

Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing

Meat space is "dated internet slang"??? Get off my lawn

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

This is brilliant comedy.

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind." -Albert Einstein

Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂

I just want to be done so I can watch xmen

I'm canning pickled beets. A jar broke in the cannner ugh. Also my flipping moon touchless faucet is low on batteries so no water. Never get one of these they suck

The lettuce in my body transforming into explosive diarrhea

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

They say books won’t change the world. Tell that to every colonizer who burned them. To every enslaved person who was punished for reading. Literacy is resistance. Literacy is liberation. The library is a battlefield.