Anybody got a clip of the player in this Mariners game exchanging his bat for a Monkey D. Luffy trading card?
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Eagles, Kraken, Mariners | he/him | thirty or forty years old | all that matters is my cat loves me
I've made TikTok friends with a guy who is passionate about proving that Spokane is the biblical Jerusalem. Life is beautiful.
If we get a safety as the first score of the 2026-27 season, I'm gonna cream.
This week has been truly awful, but football is back, so all that can wait.
Pitt’s social media team did the Lord’s work with this graphic
my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories
Jumping in on St. Paul politics with the Weiner Wednesday scandal, like someone who finds a new TV show halfway through the season.
Minnesota Star Tribune@startribune.com · 2w agoThe City of St. Paul has hired an outside law firm to investigate sexual harassment allegations against Mayor Kaohly Her, including claims that she directed inappropriate sexual comments toward Police Chief Axel Henry and other city employees.
men only want one thing, and it's a world where time drifts slowly and music carries you away. to be set adrift by the timeless pleasures of tubular bells. to order Pure Moods, call the number on your screen, or send check or money order for the amount shown, plus shipping and handling.
honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2w agoYOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
I feel like that "50k or flip for a million" question that's doing the rounds, to me, boils down to two questions: would $50,000 make a difference in your life, and could you live with yourself if the flip came back negative?
Odysseus and his men getting fucking wrecked at every island because they refuse to upgrade their armor or equip any of their damned materia. Like is this a game to you
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey
I came out as transgender 10 years ago today. Damn.
Yellowstone should rent out Zorbs so when a bison hits you you’re ok but you go flying and people can cheer
Does anybody know if they've recalculated the TSA trans detector? I didn't set it off either time i went through security this trip, so either they've patched it or TSA is getting better at clocking people.
what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach
Gotta love the amount of "service dogs" that have come up to me in the airport looking for pets and attention. Folks, there are ways to travel with your pets that don't involve lying your ass off.
guy with “iraq veteran” in bio: i think we should be nicer to guys that work at the murder factory
John Pettus@johngpettus.bsky.social · 4w agoI had not seen this. I think it’s distasteful, inhumane and counterproductive to celebrate a death (except that one, when it happens). But… I think the next day or week should be a colonoscopy level analysis of the morality of that person’s life + condemnation and/or praise.
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
I don't know soccer, is Harry Kane's job just to fall down?
Word search on the wall of my hotel room. It may have taken 14 years but folks, I found him.
My offer has been accepted! I'm moving to the Twin Cities! I'm going to be a homeowner!!
werther's original@goatradish.bsky.social · 4w agoBig news, I've put in an offer for my first ever home purchase. Please think good thoughts for me as the seller decides.
Hot dogs, like many things, are just systems to more effectively deliver barbecue sauce to my taste buds.
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · last mo.quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers