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My name is Ishmael

Chrono Cross Character, A Pink Fluffy Dog: "Oopth!!! I twippedth and fell, Sergeypoo!!!!!" The Same Pink Fluffy Dog, One Minute Later: "When the Anti-Annihilation circuit interfered with the Chronoparticle experiement, it must have caused a collapse of para-local spacetime, Sergeypoo!!!"

metroid ii: return of samus. that’s a five star game right there. total classic. kinda can’t believe how overlooked it is in the culture. run, don’t walk, to your local gameboy emulator or fpga device

Home Depot Online is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game where you can interact with thousands of players in a beautifully rendered 3D Home Depot , where you try to find screws, or plumbing fixtures or try to get the attention of one of many “Home Depot Employees”

lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want

"Ssssoo we got to Airmaster, or as I like to call him, Assblaster because my blast got ass-ted and oooohhheeee boy, we're never getting to (pitched down) put on the dress at this point. So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"

Kris Wolfheart@kriswolfhe.art · 3w ago

can you beat final fantasy 7 without money, materia, equipment and rolling dice before every boss and if it isn't box cars you have to restart

KOIZUMI: and when was the last time you worked out? KYON: we walk up that hill to school every day man KOIZUMI: your upper body. do you see now, haruhi's spirit is restless. her desires exert themselves on you KYON'S MONOLOGUE: i wanted to ask him why he was checking me out