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Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
🎵The boys of TPUSA were crying "Gang Violence, 'kay?" And the shots were ringing out for Kirkmas day! 🎵
ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote:
#OtD 3 Sep 1945 President Harry Truman approved and expanded Operation Paperclip, a secret plan to bring over 1500 Nazi scientists and war criminals to live in the US where they worked on the space program as well as biological and chemical weapons stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1025...
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
My favorite thing about smartphones is how everything is a UI that does something you don't want whenever you accidentally touch it.
Folks, this is my nightmare. If you're able to give them a loving home in the near future, please do consider it.
These are the only two shareable pictures I have of the cats (gray is Wally, torbie is Doris):
RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow
not saying federal immigration enforcement in any form should disappear tomorrow but if you leave this entity intact, and tinker at the edges and give them a stern talking to, however well meaning you are, you’re leaving these weapons and this orgy of abuses and masked thuggery intact for the next…
Anyway, since it's clearly still a sore point, Pinker with his sex pest buddy Krauss and his dead pedophile buddy.
Pauline Pantsdown has some (now deleted) words of advice for the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras on PHONy:
My modest proposal continues to be that if any artwork gets written off for tax purposes, that artwork immediately becomes public domain. The public bought it; we own it now.
I'm not comfortable with folks saying COYOTE VS. ACME was "worth the wait." I'd argue the opposite. It was worth NOT waiting for. Warner Bros. shelving a whole film as a tax write-off, potentially forever, doesn't become forgivable if it's good. That's what the word "unforgivable" is for.
"What exactly do you expect Carney to do / not do?" A thread of 50 specific items (with links, and not in any particular order), a large fraction of which are in line with warning signs we pointed out early on and were told to be quiet, wait and see, or trust his 4D chess acumen. 1/??
Important anti fascist skill to learn is being brave enough to yell "shut the fuck up" at someone in public
Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
GNU Bill Oddie. I was a huge fan of the Goodies and ‘I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again’ as a kid.
As always: if there's any class of people who do not have due process rights, then *nobody* has due process rights, because the government can just claim someone is in that class and there's no process to establish otherwise.
I need people to understand that this administration’s litigating position is (1) federal law currently mandates the detention, without bond, of every noncitizen who is allegedly unlawfully present and (2) constitutionally, they don’t get a day in court. they’re generally losing, but they’re trying.
neo libs, reading a funny comic: I am filled with the rage of a thousand suns, all I can say for certain otherwise is that I refuse to self-reflect even slightly. talking down to people is the only answer left.
the best part of Chart for Dinner is that the people it's pissing off can only respond with extremely Chart for Dinner bullshit
As the old rhyme goes; ‘Tristan Tate Thirty eight Three counts pimpin’ Two counts rape.’
Boomers have a house and a job and a pension. Gen X have a house and a job and depression. Millennials have a job and depression and anxiety. Gen Z have depression and anxiety.
13.2-ounce cans of Pedigree Can High Protein Chopped Chicken & Duck Flavor with lot codes 613C3KKCFC and 613C1KKCFC
while we talk about the RFK's Diarrhea 2026 stuff, don't overlook the fact that there's a dog food recall going on too. unfortunately we don't have a good spokesvehicle for the FDA anymore, so Good Housekeeping will have to do.
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.