i’m lying in a hospital somewhere on powerful drugs aren’t i?

paulpro@mariopro.bsky.social · 34m ago

@nicollewallace.bsky.social is a national treasure

one day everyone will have always been against this… except conservatives who will start a go fund me for a rapist or murderers

jesus christ on a cracker!

Catbus@catbus.phd · 1h ago

ok I blocked him again, life is hard enough without getting jumpscared by that 40 Year Old Guy At The High School Kegger avi here's his bullshit post for the record

toxic = anyone who disagrees with me

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem

A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.

thehandbasket.co

women with swords

the united states will NEVER be an ethical country: is a weird flex

Robert Farley@drfarls.bsky.social · 4h ago

Wut

i wonder how long before i’m put off of social media altogether …is myspace really coming back?

cyber professional@permadeath.com · 5h ago

the people crave bluesky social credit scores

the ancients understood the importance of public hygiene in a way that capitalists simply cannot

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 8h ago

17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.

we should label stupid opinions that are contrary to observable reality on social media… for the children.

Guardian US@us.theguardian.com · 10h ago

Can social media be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”

is “chud” in the @merriam-webster.com dictionary yet?

did a yot of lard work

question: are there misdemeanor crimes against humanity? answer:

Corduroy Cheddar@corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h ago

This outdoor lamp is only 35000 bucks

if we keep doing the same things over and over surely we should expect a different result

abolition is the only rational position for anyone who doesn’t want to support the slavery industrial complex

Aaron Cynic@aaroncynic.bsky.social · yesterday

Incredible headline here (among other things)

why are capitalists using all the cautionary tales as business and social models?

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

We're going to get The Running Man as a real show before the decade is over.

The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.

if we didn’t let our leaders drop bombs on people then i wouldn’t have to read about ed sheeran

we need to elect more people that you would trust to babysit your kids

J.P.@johnathanperk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Siri, please show me an example of “the opposite of toxic masculinity.”

i wonder if they don’t intentionally initiate scandals on a daily basis to maintain a level of chaos and incredulity that effectively puts off and undermines any meaningful consequences. shattering consensus reality makes it difficult to eliminate reasonable doubt

do you suppose mitch mcconnell knows that he’s evil or do you think he’s one of those villains who believes he’s doing the right thing?

Evening Haiku Sleazy son in law Kikis with war criminals Nesting doll of crime

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old enough to remember a time when liberals knew how to deal with nazis

my mom: polite is the root word of politics me: well that’s your problem right there, fascists require a polite society to flourish

tfw you meet someone who seems interesting and they start quoting the great psychopaths at you like it’s sacred wisdom

seriously! an economic system that not only allows but incentivizes this type of broad surveillance and analysis for individual profit is unsustainable and we need to do a hard reset with intention if we wish to prevent yet another deadly crash that in all likelihood will be far worse than the last

Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙@amithero.bot · 2d ago

No really this whole privacy section is incredible and every review should have one.

modern world condensed into a single sentence

supernatural girlfriend@sliceofwife.bsky.social · 2d ago

i don't need a stylish toaster i just need it to cook the bread right :((

and like why are we centering the complaints of the parents who think the value of sports is "my kid might become a star" instead of the ones who are like "this is a great way to learn teamwork, move your body every day, work hard at a skill, and learn how to lose or fail at things with grace"