alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
just speaking for myself here, but if I were forced to admit in a company-wide email that I got honeypotted by a Chinese spy I don’t think they’d wait for the results of an internal investigation to fire me
Axios@axios.com · 9h agoBREAKING: Jensen Huang admits affair as Nvidia launches independent investigation into CEO
with El-Sayed joining the senate, comedy is now illegal. all jokes must be halol
It is really funny Trump offered everyone 5000 bucks if they voted for Republicans and everyone was like no
a hockey-themed drag queen named Pastrknockers. thanks!
jon arbuckle clearly reads garfield’s mind so why is this not sci-fi
🎵Pringles come in a can, they were put there by a man who wasn't trying to sell health food The can is shaped just like my throat, To slide down faster than a boat judging me for this would be rude 🎵
can't believe you all post like this in church (where we all are right now)
i refuse to date anybody who isn't optimistic about products
just invented the Choilet. not sure if it's the Chosen Toilet or simply a chocolate toilet
love this poster of all the various Koroks
Olivia V. Ambrogio@squidfan.bsky.social · 2d agoA compilation of autumn leaves I took a couple of Novembers ago. 🐡
RIP to Hamlet’s dad but I would know if someone was pouring shit in my ear
From a dear comrade who is a long-time Florida organizer...
Hi Joe! The ballot curing phonebanks for Mississippi have begun! Black Voters Matter’s c3 is hosting. (Their c4 is on here as @blackvotersmatterfund.org if you don’t know them it’s a great org)
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FACT: the twisted part of "Twisted Sister" is the nut sack
Gotta say, Dan may have just dropped the most robust post-election analysis to date. Props to Dan.
welcome, new followers from various starter packs. i'm afraid you've been had
i noticed a lot of new followers, so allow me to introduce myself: I am Clara Peller, the Russian manicurist and actress who originated the famous Wendy's catchphrase "Where's the Beef?"