As a plant person, my watering sessions are less nurturing and more glengarry ross.
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6h ago
Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise
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Too robust for just one station. Chief Requisitions Officer for The Stardust Initiative. (TSW Character #TSWRP #SWLRP) #HiveHum
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6h ago
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
Went to my local Restaurant last night. The owner asked me, "do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said, "not at all." He said, "good, then take this to table 7."
if that person checks to see if I'm an AI, i'm not but I did drink a glass of water before typing that hatemail, so am I _really_ not AI?
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
We have asked questions no god should answer, and found knowledge anyways. - me and the mates loading 12 cans of turbo fuel into the RV and tony hawking in the lakebed
Good news! Due to several high profile cancelations, slots have opened on the waiting list for your mom. Maybe this is the year you get to help her have a white Christmas.
This Minecraft horror mod keeps throwing me off my horse. It's very unsaddling.
If you haven’t watched Jimmy Kimmel’s interview from last night, you should. The FCC and this administration are constantly trying to squash the resistance, but the resistance always finds a way around them. They can keep trying to silence people. It isn’t working. Tomorrow there will be more of us!
I'm single. No headmates. I'm not interested in Australians. No head, mates. Australian Rolf suggesting a game: Nioh, Ed-mates. Dead By Daylight themed chess puzzle: NOED mates.
Nobody says "you have asthma, you must be lazy." Nobody says "you have tinnitus, you're clearly a horrible person who won't listen." But an autistic nervous system reacts to stimuli and suddenly it's a character flaw. Stop moralising our nervous systems!
Y'ever think someone getting topped in the Beyblade universe You can finish the joke yourself. You see where it's going.
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
Did you know Intel made a controller? The Intel Wireless Series gamepad. Looks like a toilet seat. Plus it needs its base station and Win98-era software or it’s a paperweight. Added it to JoypadOS. USB in, normal USB pad out. Works pretty much anywhere now.
(standing in front of the "not getting a lot done" factory) i hope i get a lot done today
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
