Anything can be adapted to Blade Abbott and Costello Meet Blade - Boom! The Maltese Falcon, but with Vampires - There's your movie! Blade, running in Blade Runner with Vampires - DUH! Remains of the Day, except Blade is the butler. - FLASHBACKS! Blade: Ecks vs. Sever - Okay, listen...
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w agoI feel like what makes Marvel fumbling the Blade movie extra wrong is that around 80% of guys have an idea for a Blade movie that, while terrible, would work for a Blade movie because Wesley Snipes would be karate fighting vampires during it
I would pay $20 to see Blade fighting the Rice Vampires Louis: Nooo, don't hurt my boyfriend, who I don't seem to like very much. Lestat: Shut up, Louis! This is the famous Blade! I can't believe you would ruin this celebrity interaction for me! Blade: Fuck this, I'm going to find that Cullen kid.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w agoI feel like what makes Marvel fumbling the Blade movie extra wrong is that around 80% of guys have an idea for a Blade movie that, while terrible, would work for a Blade movie because Wesley Snipes would be karate fighting vampires during it
The fact that these people have the nerve to open their mouths to talk about “protecting women and girls” while doing shit like this… whew!
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 6h agoMike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.
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I had to code and pronounce a time of death on a respiratory therapist colleague. There's a memorial plaque for her outside the emergency department to this day. I wrote and re-wrote my will. I will never forgive these ghouls trying to rewrite history and deny our experience.
Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d agoRFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
Bro really thought Clippy made a point and hit copy/paste. The AI bros are so brain rotted at this point that they can't even imagine my answer, which is "I have never once used a single AI tool that I am aware of. I would not notice it's loss, beyond not having to dodge all the forced in products."
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 12h agoI have one answer.
You guys are going to make me write about that New Mexico medevac crash, aren't you? Stop spreading articles claiming it was shot down by DOD or DHS or CBP, etc. Read the Prelim here. There was a NOTAM on the GPS being down. If the crew needs GPS to fly, then don't fly. web.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
I’m old enough to remember when lying about adultery was worthy of impeachment. Feels quaint at this point.
i don't like to go to the imagine if obama thing but can you fuckin imagine if obama
couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either
The road to fascism was paved with "Reddit atheist" and "shrill feminist" and "blue hair and pronouns". The vanguard wasn't the rabid reactionaries. It was the "normals", "apoliticals", who tolerate occasional sexist comments but mock the "cringe" of well-meaning and earnest but awkward people.
These will 100% be used on students who aren't being a threat to anyone. I am calling it now.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 18h agoA Colorado school is testing pepper-spraying drones to combat the threat of an active shooter, with the hope that it can disarm the danger even before police arrive.
American Graffiti is a pretty decent movie. I works and is pretty good. Update your spreadsheets accordingly.
They didn’t lose it - they threw it away
Barb McQuade@barbmcquade.bsky.social · 19h agoGOP senators have lost the plot.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats
Conservative views aren't being suppressed here, they are just A) not being boosted and B) incredibly unpopular because they are odious
Whether someone realizes it or not, accepting the "liberal bubble" framing at all is a way of granting the utterly absurd notion that the globally reviled and increasingly unpopular views of the reactionary right are the norm
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2d ago"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
Then again, Ken's banning trans people now for incredibly gentle criticism so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️@trans.bsky.social · 22h agowow, i was not expecting to be blocked by @kenjennings.bsky.social over this. We’ve previously interacted in friendly ways, so i reached out in good faith & not trying to drag him. I was giving the benefit of the doubt that maybe his transphobic behavior was unintended. really disappointing.
This, to me, is where Ken trips over himself. Because no, the problem wasn't the snarkiness to a bad take, it was snarkiness to a tepid take. The "take" was "you should think twice about promoting an anti-trans publication because it hurts trans people" And even now Ken wantonly ignores the point
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d agoAnyone who knows me even a little, or has even followed me long on social media, already knows this about me. Our institutions are literally trying to erase trans people right now, and it pisses me off. A snarky reply to one bad take on Bluesky doesn’t mean that’s changed at all. ⬇️
"trans ally" Ken Jennings is blocking every trans woman who points out that he's driving harassment to trans women.
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️@trans.bsky.social · 22h agowow, i was not expecting to be blocked by @kenjennings.bsky.social over this. We’ve previously interacted in friendly ways, so i reached out in good faith & not trying to drag him. I was giving the benefit of the doubt that maybe his transphobic behavior was unintended. really disappointing.
Old men in a cave will be like "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." And then they give you a sword and send you on your way.
Zelda Master Sword on Pedestal
ALT: Zelda Master Sword on Pedestal
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You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday“.. Trump has leveraged his control of the federal government to instead escape the scrutiny that every other modern president, not to mention every other regular taxpayer, has been subject to.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...
