We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED
the cool thing about sports is you don’t have to take a comprehensive, even-handed view of all the underlying issues and contexts. you can just hate the fucking dodgers. I promise you can do that
"Harrison Bader's back pay will be reinstated if and only if at the time of the accident he was doing a sufficiently sick wheelie."
Rowan Kavner@rowankavner.bsky.social · 5d agoThe Giants announced they are suspending payment to Harrison Bader as they investigate the circumstances of his scooter accident:
Let he who has never drunkenly run his scooter into a fire truck which then ran over his already injured foot cast the first stone
Danielle Blake SUPPORTER OF ARSENAL FC, CHAMPIONS@abradacabla.bsky.social · 6d agoSo, Harrison Bader having a “scooter accident” with an already injured foot easily met the clown threshold, the details make it a five ring circus.
If not for the main geopolitical reason to not do this, it would have gone pretty well!
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · last wk.The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
Checking in on the comments to this post on X, The Everything App
Emily Johnston@enjohnston.bsky.social · last wk.Has this made the rounds here yet? This may be the most insane post I've ever read. "I don’t think you understand what ChatGPT Voice unlocks. I went on a 4hr hike yesterday. Through the northern California redwoods. Got more work done in those 4 hours...then I do in 8 hours at my desk."
Me: *smiling politely as the cashier rings up my groceries* Servo, singing: Emily at the store. Buying her groceries. Crow: Six individual yogurt cups _and_ a Diet Sunkist? Sounds like a party! Mike: Back in Minnetonka, we call that the Spinster’s Delight. Me: *gesturing for the cashier to hurry up*
PLEASE EJECT ME SIR I NEED TO LEAVE THE FIELD NIW I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING AND IT’S EMBARRASSING TO EVERYONE PLEASE BRO PLEASE PLEASE
NBC Sports Bay Area & California@nbcsportsbayarea.com · 2w agoTony Vitello revealed what he said to the umpire after a controversial and costly call in the seventh inning on yesterday's loss
Just one more team employee saying no one should care about this. That'll do it. One more "Go fuck yourself" from the Giants and we'll all see it from their point of view. Next one will do it for sure.
Defector@defector.com · 2w agoDoofus chaplain takes the Giants' Pride Night victimhood to Instagram: defector.com/doofus-chapl...
Wow, the Giants generously allow you to watch them entertain you and this is the thanks they get. So ungrateful.
Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
I'm here to learn things, talk to cool people, and cultivate good vibes. If that's not your jam, great, we'll inhabit separate corners of the internet and go on our merry ways
I let them put it in the paper that I’m mad.
Giants fans remain furious over players’ Pride hat protest, team’s weak response
Weeks after four Giants players caused furor after marring Pride Night by defacing or replacing their hats, the team’s messaging continues to alienate and exasperate fans.
sfchronicle.com
stephen a. smith: i said ALL ALONG, the greeks were up to no good, i KNEW there was something off about the horse. it’s ABSOLUTELY UNCONSCIONABLE lack of foresight (clip from last episode) stephen a. smith: you GOTTA take the gifts they give you. this is a GREAT horse and a better day for troy
Guys. GUYS. 1. This is shitposting 2. It is the stuff of myth and legend
This one's on France's manager. The starter didn't have it and he needed to go to the bullpen way earlier.
taco bell isn’t fully off the hook because they’re a diarrhea vector, and they did serve the diarrhea lettuce. it’s not purely taco bell’s fault though. so i guess you can charge taco bell with (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) unearned runs
working towards a 2034 window of contention@whygavs.com · 3w agoit's a little bleak that one of the largest produce suppliers in the country is making everyone everywhere shit their brains out and they get to just say, "yeah, it was taco bell" and everyone just nods their heads and goes along with it
A couple of weeks ago they said breadsticks were getting married, are you going to do anything about that
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoWhite House spokesperson Abigail Jackson: "I saw a tweet yesterday from Olive Garden that in order to take advantage of their never-ending pasta pass, you have to show photo ID. I thought, that's weird, Olive Garden takes pasta pass security more seriously than Democrats take election security."
