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coming soon. i repost nsfw whenever i feel like it so watch out!! 🔞
im still trying to find out how to draw morgan and emma. i'm so picky. maybe too picky...
(35 year old chuunibyou) rrrgh!! the demon sealed inside my lower back... it's struggling to escape...
If the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
husband-coded landsknecht caught reading the wikipedia page for "glaive" on his phone while being hacked apart by a glaive
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
[LOADING SCREEN TIP] white usamericans, when comfronted with the fact that they only speak english, will start learning japanese or toki pona
hey. i know things are rough. But volumes of liquid water many times greater than the volume of the ocean just beneath the crust of the earth, ok? 3.5x bare minimum. Too deep to be explained trivially by existing planetology. Multicellular life in rocks miles beneath the surface. Never kill yourself
Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.
Ur Willy is Rubbish
Alt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run.
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We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect