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it's bare minimum Friday, let's talk about our favorite fake 30 rock shows instead of working
Alan Siegel@alansiegella.bsky.social · 3d ago"The apotheosis of insanity.” For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey. www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/t...
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 2w agohappy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
Rachel you're quiet lately, how's work going?
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Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
i knew that the calgary flames backup goalie and his fiancée have a bunny named tito. i did not know (1) the goalie’s mid-game internal mantra is “nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die” and (2) they made merch (to raise money for an animal charity)
i got water in my boots at work sunday and now they are squeaking when i walk and i simply must walk into the creek to complete my transformation into a duck
I regularly go through the NASA Apollo flickr archives looking for photos where the astronauts look silly. It's enrichment for me.
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
Samhain gets a reputation as a time when the veil between worlds is thin, but statistically speaking, the veil is probably fine near you. There are tremendous regional differences in veil strength, but for most people no additional action is required. That said, we may lose Ohio this year.
every morning Carrot climbs up into bed with me and sticks his front paws under my arm until I get up and feed him. Then i get coffee and get back into bed for snuggles with Pickles until it's time to shower and basically it's a miracle i ever leave the bed
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I almost forgot that it’s cow parade season
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
The Playlist@theplaylist.bsky.social · 2w agoICYMI: Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
happy one year anniversary of interviewing for the job i currently have!
@highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 2w agoi need a massage, a nap, and an assistant
It's 1980, he's realizing the potential of the nascent home video market for adult films. He is also terrified of a tape getting out where he drunkenly confesses he's never had sex. In desperation he looks up a pair of private detectives...
BOO Bolander@bbolander.bsky.social · 2w agoi dunno what's going on with the current look dan stevens is sporting but i suddenly really want to see him as gosling's nemesis in a nice guys sequel
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
4:3 is the gayest aspect ratio. 4:3 invented slash. 4:3 in an era where same sex kisses are actually allowed on TV could deliver the greatest television possible
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
Working on my Mars slides for class, which means it's time to bring back my favorite slide I've ever made:
