I'm working on a new song that I think could be something. It's so exciting! Especially since I often hate everything I write. 

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Giving Head Tree

Corduroy Cheddar@corduroycheddar.bsky.social · last wk.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Supersexy Bible

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

watching cis women fight so hard to exclude trans girls and women from the very sports they were segregated into is weird. Your sport isn't exclusive, you were put here so you don't bother men, so they can more easily marginalize you and not pay you. And you want to do that to trans people? Delusion

Rhubarb hisses: "Don't you fuckers put on the AC - I'm sunbathing." ☀️❤️‍🔥

Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I shrink the kids

The humidity up here - I shan't be seen in public

My super secret appeal… I smell a little bit like cat food. Wet, never dry 

Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.

While trying to update my bra size measurements, I stumbled into a dark corner of Amazon #They'reListening #SometimesITalkToHerWhenI'mHigh

Andy, the Ant: Did you see that huge thing walk by, Chuck? Chuck, the Ant: We have names???

True friends split appetizers

i flew too close to the sun and fucked up my jorts.

Find the side words from your birth year that perfectly described YOUR vibe Angel dust Bubblegum Dorky Studly Video Vérité 

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I'm finally back to writing songs, and I'm not even that depressed 

Jurassic Mark - same island, but it’s just a guy named Mark

⛈️@firstnamebob.bsky.social · 5d ago

Downplay a book or movie: Decent Beasts that might be over there somewhere

Downplay a book or a movie:  The Mid-Gatsby

dave to the k@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: The 2nd to Last Boy Scout

Give me 4 versions of you 

Reverie@augustreverie.bsky.social · last wk.

Give me 4 versions of you

In every person there are two separate but equal wolves. One who investigates crime and one who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

THAO announces new Tune-Yards-produced album & tour, shares "Sick of the Times" ft The Linda Lindas www.brooklynvegan.com/thao-announc...

THAO announces new Tune-Yards-produced album & tour, shares "Sick of the Times" ft The Linda Lindas

'Show Me' is out October 30 and also features contributions from Neko Case and Black Pumas' Adrian Quesada.

brooklynvegan.com

The news caught me off guard - I cried more than I expected. We saw Glenn solo, with Swell Season, The Frames, so many times. Last time was with Markéta as Swell Season, this past September. I loved him. This hurts. #GlenHansard #TheFrames #SwellSeason #Once #IrishMusicians 

A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family

A series of unfortunate events but now it’s your government.

Is it too much to ask to become your insignificant other?

when i jumped to the recipe the website called me a bitch

Downgraded my expectations and that was a much less stressful masturbation session.

That noise you hear when you pour milk on your cereal is the screams of the individual pieces as they drown