I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it
rufus
@te-kanawa.bsky.social
hardly serious alt-text matters Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
bluesky devs- you have got to do something about the alt text interface on mobile. it's really hard to use. I can't scroll up and down easily and makes it really hard to proofread my alt text.
bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.
printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
life's too short to worry about some other butthole take care of yours
tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by:
Can't You See (You Doin' Me Wrong)
YouTube video by Tower Of Power - Topic
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tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by: already posted? probably it's true tho 🫶🏾
Jan Hammer Group - Don't You Know
YouTube video by BaronVonPenguin
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rufus dinner: 400 mg of thc 3 bong hits w/ tanya 2 bowls w/dottie sleepy time cartridge in Pennifer who's hungry?
so my bassie buddy is out on tour and our schedules don't really align sending each other reels is how we communicate we just sent each other the same one within minutes If you like good reggae music go see Mike Love mikelovemusic.com/tour
Tour — Mike Love
Genre Conscious Roots Rock Reggae musician from the beautiful island of Oahu, Hawaii
mikelovemusic.com
spooning but it’s just us skimming the juices off our stew because we’re like 80 yrs old
I’m not religious but I do believe in signs from the universe
i don't wanna put a shirt on to get the trash can from the street so the neighbors get a bb gun show
Me: do you prefer taking a shit before or after you clean the toilet? After is like insulting your own hard work, right? Hence, I prefer before. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Officer: for the last time, your name sir
is the bigger version a strawberry tallcake or a strawberry longcake
lotta posts at 69 likes on my feed i'll come back later as i cant take all the credit of mucking it up
It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires
i bet being turned to soup and slurped up by a spider feels so good if you're a bug
tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by:
Talkin' Like You (Connie Converse) - Madison Cunningham & Chris Thile | Live from Here
YouTube video by Radio Heartland
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