I fear the day that AI shills realize that people mainly only trust things from 5 years ago and figure out ways to start backdating their slop

"larper" is such a stupid phrase in current era because it's being used to describe a lack of passion or dedication in something meanwhile actual live-action role-players are some of the most passionate and dedicated people i can think of it's like if we started calling fake furries "fursuiters"

You can turn on a line to follow the first line oh my fucking god

i feel bad for the dozens of designers at insomniac who surely tried to tell their higher ups that no, their completely linear action game does not need a glowing trail constantly telling the player where to go (including leading you to side challenges and collectibles), only to be overruled

I personally think it was good Kirk killed him self

LEAK ALERT!! A brand new game that is planned to be revealed at tomorrow's Nintendo Direct has been leaked! We have an exclusive look below. View at your own risk. If you guys spread this I will get violent.

Casual wear Marcille✨

welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap

Andrew Couts@couts.bsky.social · 2d ago

NEW: The new Apple Watches double as AI-powered listening bugs for generating convo "recaps" or transcripts of any previous 15 seconds. But fear not, Apple says, this data isn't sent to Apple/gets encrypted, speakers aren't ID'd, and there's a chime for the 15-second thing. @lhn.bsky.social reports:

Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)

Local Woman Too Hungry To Die

Come on yall I haven’t seen samus getting really fat after sucking a bunch of enemies life force yet! It’s been like 8 hours

[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks

she asked for no pickles

To those inappropriately and alarming hyped for the newly revealed Metroid title:

Game Developer@gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Report: Metroid Dread developer MercurySteamworks accused of retaliation and forced crunch

they've been trying to announce mario titans for months but they can't announce it because someone keeps eating the ice cream elephant

Here's my <60s edit for you commander

kirby: oh boy, what awaits in this "world beyond"? samus:

Leaked Metroid ravenous gameplay

LETS GOOOOOO METROIDDD

Yea they are releasing pikmin 4! Pikmin 4 Nintendo switch 2!

the yard is absolutely full of these little freaks with the thin waist thick thighs. I don't necessarily think they're rare, but I've never seen more than one at once before

"Skyward" (20 minutes)

been playing with the site some more, and soon you will be able to officially ACTIVATE MOUSE MODE! and rabbit, if you want. technology is truly incredible (special thanks to @alextomlinson.com who very kindly set up a little font to make the rabbit-mouse logo activation smoother)

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-09-06)

taking inspiration lately from the orphists, particularly the delaunays