Constipation

ZomBean@bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 23h ago

What should I write a poem about?

Me tryna explain it to you

sophia ♥️🎃@sophamir.bsky.social · 22h ago

I'd like your post if I understood it

1 …. Oh in that case he’s a 10

My Evil Twin@lisasingletary.bsky.social · 22h ago

he a 10, but he won't eat food that's been sitting out for more than 5m despite demanding more ... he's also a cat 🐈‍⬛

Wait ppl leaving Bluesky 👀

❆༄.°┃𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘴@malbliss.bsky.social · 17h ago

I'm crying we all just gave up and went to Twitter huh

It's World Mental Health Day. Man, that's crazy!

I need them to stop with the AI food like no I don’t wanna eat a generated burger have a person make it

Jiikae@jiikae.com · 9h ago

I need restaurants to stop with the AI food pictures please.

dont honk i'll fart

Me yelling at you what you’re out of while you’re meditating like:

He Needs Some Milk

ALT: He Needs Some Milk

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · yesterday

*meditates to clear mind* *mind immediately fills with generalized dread, skeet ideas, shopping list, embarrassing memories*

I eated the cotton candy in ya wallz :3

Professor Freaksworth@proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 20h ago

Confessional skeeting

pronounces shoes like toes

Well well well 😂 @runswindows95.bsky.social @stefanthinks.bsky.social

I’m Dan the booluga

sweetie π@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · yesterday

i’m guessing most canadians will spend their thanksgiving being grateful that they’re not americans

2 point? 🤷‍♂️ (I don’t remember how to play marbles)

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓ🎃@bearkase.bsky.social · 16h ago

what happens when you swallow a marble? asking for a friend.

Lucy! Mime doves knot

Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️@alldolledup44.bsky.social · yesterday

Autocorrect knows my soul.

BELUGA EATING YOUR GRASS WHAT?! WHAT?!

Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15h ago

The newest fad: shutting the fuck up and getting off my lawn

I eated them

stefan@stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21h ago

i’m going to need those revised skeets on my desk first thing in morning

What did they yell at Edgar Allan Poe when he nearly walked into a tree? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . POETRY!!

You’re like a blue jay, a pretty jerk (Ima mocking bird)

Spongebob Mocking with a Bucket Hat

ALT: Spongebob Mocking with a Bucket Hat

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Professor Freaksworth@proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 9h ago

You’re like a blue jay, a pretty jerk

First day back on Bluesky Thinking about leaving again

Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h ago

A nice, tall glass of warm spit to wash it all down

GUESSS WHOS BACK I’ll give you a hint He’s a beluga

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social 😂😂😂

I got called pretty today Well the exact words were you’re pretty stupid but I like to focus on the positives

If I’m not joking about something yk I’m not taking it seriously

Rest in peace Pavlov you would’ve loved alarm clocks

If I’m not joking about something you know I’m not taking it seriously

Boop 🫵

SQUISHY’S BACK TELL A FRIEND

Dan the booluga@icantshutup.bsky.social · last mo.

GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN

GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN