I saw what you deleted.

for sale: frances, older model but low mileage, the smell will probably come out with tomato juice

I remember when this site was fun for like 4 days

baby on board? its driving skills are flawless, but that is still highly illegal

ok fine, dogpiling is banned, but what about stacking canines? pooch-heaping?

setting up a debate booth in the charlie kirk memorial corn maze neck hole

that’s not very space cowboy of you maurice

ok fine, dogpiling is banned, but what about stacking canines? pooch-heaping?

the daughter of the "time to make the donuts" guy from the dunkin donuts commercials has detonated a tactical nuclear device in a small cafe in scotland

*reading this* *nodding* *pointing down at the words* *sincere Jim face*

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 13h ago

I fucking hate the “watch me watch this video” posts so much they are so pointless and vain!!!

some of us have standards ok. it’s called integrity

we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves

if i’ve ever personally influenced you, seek help

If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner

sure I'll join your throuple as long as I'm the funny one

oh, you're eating a piece of tres leches cake? that's so cute. *takes a bite of cinco leches cake while holding fork with pinky finger raised up*

Libraries are filled with the kind of energy churches will never have Imagine thinking one book would ever be enough to span time and space

I gotta be honest, I still don’t really know what AI is.

its so funny being woken up by a tiny human at 3am just because they need you to make eye contact with them so they can poop

I'm terrified but in a sexy kinda way

most of my skeets will make zero to little sense, this is called range

Good morning.

If a lady breaks up with you, is it still okay to wear her panties, or is that a faux pas?

i have never cared what a glorified financier thinks about literature and i will not start now that silicon valley weirdos have something to say about shakespeare

I'm just like every other teacher (lies down on the classroom floor in the dark during lunch)

El Niño is such a cute name for such a complex giantantic in impact phenomenon

wearing my RDFBUF (Resting Don't Fucking Believe You Face)

I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive.

@moderation.bsky.app what’s the minimum number of nazi hands we have to hold to stay in good standing on here?