My demon of a cat is being a fuck ass somewhere. She takes after me.
James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
being mean to the right people is good
If you don't make nsfw sounds when you get in bed, are you really even tired?
I've been researching blenders all day, and I'm all mixed up.
James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 13h agoI've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.
Come on over. You can pick what I make you for dinner. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Fruity Pebbles.
Our cable company dropped a number of channels. When I went to look for my favorite, it was History.
Has anyone checked on Julie since the bot farms went down?
If I’m honest, it doesn’t even taste like butter
A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim
You can't buy your way into cringe baby *goes to lean on counter and misses*
maybe vlad the impaler was just really bad at kebabs
Did you hear that? What the fuck was that?
Teach your sons to respect women. Only rapists would need a recording of consent.
I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.
Tonight the kids wanted to watch a horror movie based around Catholicism. Tonight the kids learned their mother is steeped in the trauma of Catholicism. Tonight everybody learned lessons.
when pizza’s on a bagel you can still be cast into the hollow void at anytime
There's few things in life a good spicy peanut sauce can't at least improve if not outright fix.
a pitcher named Booser what's next, a shortstop named Krakhead?
