Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 14h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
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Ex Porco Ecclesiae 🇺🇸 in 🇬🇧 Hey. 👈 Go Irish. 🤏✊🤚
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 14h ago
I think it’s great news to see Mallory McMorrow is already pledging her support to Abdul El Sayed- not only will it link the liberal and progressive groups back together, but I think it says a lot about the fractures in D party happening bcz of D leadership.
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
If someone is in the bathroom ranting and raving and calling in the police about someone minding their own business…they are the problem
If I see a woman interrogating anyone who is trying to use the loo about the contents of their underpants, I’ll be kicking off at *her*
flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11h agoThis is what they expected and wanted to happen: that members of the public, shown the cops would take their side if they kicked off and went mental at anyone they suspected of being a transgender, would then start going apeshit en masse and enforce their wacko ideas for them.
This is pretty much exactly what happened. The polls dramatically overestimated how he’d do with whites and underestimated how well he’d do with Black voters.
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 14h agoSo El-Sayed is doing better with Black voters and worse with white voters than most people imagined? That’ll be fun for The Discourse.
Congratulations to the Haley Stevens campaign on their crackerjack strategy of being super islamaphobic and weirdly antisemitic to Jewish people who disagreed with her policies
So they are cutting the procurement questions which might bar companies like Palantir or Fujitsu from winning bids and penalising UK SMEs for not subsiding Potemkin jobs to win contracts Well done Weimar Labour, well done. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Government contracts to require job creation instead of green targets under new rules
Louise Haigh says taxpayer money must benefit local communities amid backlash from environmental groups
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“How’s the economy going?” you might ask. Well, ribeye is $20/pound and has anti-shoplifting tags on it. So it’s guess everything is great.
My W group chat has already deemed the Sirens the "Murder Mermaids," making them immediately 10,000 times cooler
TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social · yesterdayThe Cleveland Sirens are officially the newest team in the #WNBA!
Urban Meyer's opening drive for Matt LoVecchio against Stanford. All 11 plays. Shot for shot remake.
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 23h agoStep One: Buy Akron Season Tickets Step Two: Enter Drawing and win Step Three: Become Akron’s Offensive Coordinator
Now, some of you might think I’m saying that if you’ve never at least contemplated how you’d get away with calling in a bomb threat so you don’t have to do the 8 AM matinee of Cinderella, you’re not an artist. Let me be clear: that is actually what I’m saying  
I'm not properly good at @kierdoyle.bsky.social's game yet but this is a pretty nice squad for one of my first couple spins 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Been a long time since we’ve had one of these but rules, consequences
Violent Femmes - Kiss Off (Official Audio/40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)
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