I can't believe these fucking weirdos want to relitigate COVID on social media, the place for relitigating the 2016 primaries

The good thing about being super online from all the way back in 2006 is I went through these motions a while ago and now I just focus on plants and Love Island.

Charlie Kirk had hoes.

oh no someone wants to take over the democratic party

really deflating to know i will never get to try whatever research chemicals elon is boofing

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2w ago

The most radicalizing thing about this era is listening to the most powerful people in the world speak about any subject whatsoever. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ec...

Statement by the Yemeni Armed Forces regarding the execution of two qualitative military operations:

The big lesson of the Caitlin Clark story is that you do not want the stupids to care about you too much

love that they added dennis reynolds as a character in the new season of the dragon show

“its my thing!!” I say, dragging a dead deer through a conference hall

what the fuck does that post mean? it doesn't matter. the journey is the point and sometimes we need the feeling of being lost

"national service" god damn just hire people to work for the government these people are so cheap it makes their minds small

young men today are easily led astray by "manosphere influencers" because their brains lack the protective coating formed by inhaling the fumes of the creepy crawlies oven

emptying a clip into my lettuce

You can beg my pardon all you want, buddy, I’m not giving it to you

it’s very funny to believe that you’re headed to eternal paradise, most people are headed to eternal suffering, but while we’re very briefly on this mortal plane we need to be more racist

Sam@samd.bsky.social · 4w ago

Lyman stone is a christofascist freak and it is insane that people pay attention to any of the nonsense he says

Anything I’m too self-conscious or lazy to do is performative

Folks have enjoyed these when I've posted them in the past. Enjoy this minute of baked goods (sound on) www.reddit.com/r/Satisfying...

It appears that Trump’s specific variety of cognitive deficit has also given him direct access to the primordial soup of yet-to-be-made and therefore genuine, honest to god, new Jungian archetypes and unfortunately you do sometimes have to hand it to him

Bruce F. Singer@drawnandquartered.bsky.social · 4w ago

That is what he means by regime change.

economic indicator

Every confounding decision in this movie makes sense once you know the director is a French vfx artist who only goes by one name

Dark Woke

Thank god their hands are tied due to comedy being legal

I remember the first time I had to call the plungerman for my own make. That was the day I told my father you do not lay one finger on us any more and that was the day before he left for good.

Western journalists, as a class, are the biggest cowards of all

In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

DC resident, can confirm: for people pushing that narrative this map is more or less the funniest conceivable result

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social · 2mo ago

There were some ugly claims on X that Janeese was the candidate of white “transplants” while McDuffie was the choice of longtime Black residents. But it looks like McDuffie will only win ward 3 (wealthy, white) while Janeese will carry every other ward (including majority-Black wards 7 and 8).

i'm not your fucking friend. think about how you talk to strangers you fucking lunatic.