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“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”
Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2w ago“Call me Penelope the way nobody shows me respect around here…I tell ya”
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
I could have sworn I remembered that green guy from somewhere but no
austin (e/accordion 🪗)@thebadcode.com · 4w agopleased to present my stupid vibe-coded thing: isthattheguyfrom.com, which finally lets you answer the age-old question "hey is that the guy from..." without having to click around for five minutes on imdb
these days, computer companies such as microsoft are turning megabytes into megabucks
There is just something profoundly sickening how much everyone has to curry favor with Grandpa
Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social · 4w ago
You're all gonna feel real silly when he's able to find a cure thanks entirely to his decades of erection data, and generalize it by correlating against his son's erection data
Bo Thompson@gaudipern.bsky.social · 4w agoYou're laughing? This poor megamillionaire obsessed with biohacking his way into immortality ends up diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease and you're laughing? Think about all the tens, nay, HUNDREDS of millions he's going to have to spend on research that will benefit others. The horrors!
Another person might have been able to get a laugh with this bit once, but I am sure Bob Newhart could kill with it 15 times a day if he wanted to. I'm laughing at it right now. The only way it could be funnier would be if he'd called the dog on the telephone.
this man is proposing to destroy a natural instrument for revealing objective morality
William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · last mo.really the question is whether minion genocide is acceptable or not, given their drive to work for ontological evil
I’ve heard him described on here as “supernaturally unlikable” and it’s true. I can’t help feeling our collective unsettlement at the uncanny valley was so we would recognise him when he arrived.
Modern Yoshi doesn't quite gross me out, but I have gone on record a thousand times saying that classic Yoshi was much better than this bulbous nosed freak, and I'm so glad to hear someone with an incredible opinion on monsters verify what I knew all along, that I am right about all things Yoshi.
Jonathan Wojcik@bogleech.bsky.social · last mo.Dont know how unpopular an opinion this will be but modern yoshi grosses me out. I hate the huge perfect sphere for an upper jaw. It's made worse by the loss of his neck and the development of near-human hands. Awful.
before launching a hostile invasion of another country, just from a practical perspective, you generally want the message from state media to be "we are coming to liberate the oppressed people there from their tyrannical masters" not "we are going to pillage you and steal everything"
Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · last mo.Jesse Watters on Cuba: “My banking buddy told me that after we topple Castro, we’re going to be able to buy 100 acres of pristine Cuban coastline for like 50 Gs”
Remember, it’s not hypocrisy, it’s an assertion of supremacy. Supremacy does not aspire to consistency
Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
The ruling is a departure from a series of decisions by the justices expanding religious freedoms in recent terms.
washingtonpost.com
The sound of the 303 is so cool it's hard not to fall in love with it, and all I want to do right now is here more 303's. I wish I thought Acid sounded better.
Girl you must be a USB-C the way us b c-ing you and wanting to put my one end to the other end of something (I don't know if they still call them male and female end)
Everyone is talking about how the algae made the reflecting pool green, but I feel like we're ignoring how you can tell here that the vision, a blue reflecting pool, also would look like shit
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2mo agoRIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
i've seen and loved both these things but have never put two and two together like this
I remember watching the Theodore Roosevelt docudrama on The History Channel, and this quote really stuck with me: "I mean, these folks at the railroad, they're not smarter than you. They're not more talented than you. Hell, they don't even work harder than you. No, they're just greedier than you."