jacobbles
@jacobbles.bsky.social
video gamesman, slime child, unironic dragon quest shill. when i'm not yelling about stuff on here i do graphic and motion design for television. based in adelaide, sa icon art by @pellrunks
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My list of games I've played this year is really short so I'll just skip posting it and say that so far my GOTY frontrunner is probably Pragmata. I had an absolute blast with that stupid game. I love my friends Hugh and Diana
insane that streaming services want *you* to pay *them* so that you *can't* see shit like this at the start of your movies
every xbox release "we're happy to announce that our new game was the biggest release on a third thursday in june while it was raining ever! we have 10m players!" six months pass "we had 10m players but under 1m sales, everyone who worked on the game has been executed"
Paramount: We need to shake up the board. If only there was a universally disliked pedophile with no major successes to his name Bobby Kotick:
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
Saw the new Spiders Man. Pretty good. Definitely the best of the Holland Spiders. Lots of non-Spidey characters in here but I didn't hate it
Play through the mermaid chapter of DQ11 without sobbing challenge 2026: resounding failure. maybe next time
Pal demo/prototype of FFX dumped today and I love the menu and thank you for playing screens I live for this shit
Fandoms are fucked up man. You can't even say you like T*** more than A***** without a bunch of freaks with FF7 profile pics blowing up your replies
Can't imagine being "in a fandom". I just like stuff. I'm just a guy.
A while back I joked that the Chinese emulation handhelds would evolve into a viable platform in a decade but honestly when all of this is over Anbernic might be viable because every other console maker died.
NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social · 4d agoMicrosoft raises price of Xbox Series in Europe by up to 200 euros, in UK by up to 170 GBP www.resetera.com/threads/15...
*guy who has one nice thing happen to him for the first time in years* maybe life isn't so terrible actually
This game is coming out well before Sony's cutoff date and this is still being discussed. It fucking sucks. It's so over. Just let me have this one game on a disc so I have the complete trilogy before I never give Sony money again
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 7d agoFinal Fantasy 7 Revelation director Naoki Hamaguchi says he's working on arranging "some kind of physical edition", but can't confirm details yet. Hamaguchi says "it would be a shame" if physical releases stopped in the future. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ff7-rev...
i don't know how they shrunk the musicians to fit into my electronic devices and i'm fucking scared
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
being right all the time is a curse
jacobbles@jacobbles.bsky.social · 10mo agothey're gonna announce a remake of halo 1 with no multiplayer and it's gonna be fucking pathetic. it's gonna be really bad and it'll be on PS5 so lots of people will experience the series for the very first time and be like "THIS is Halo? This sucks"
steam is so crazy. i knew there was NSFW stuff on here but I didn't really realise there was straight up hardcore porn. there's a porno Starfox clone on the frontpage that's a top seller for Australia today. proud of my country
Spider Man Brand New Day musician can’t stop spoiling things
how much pull does Sakurai have that they're still releasing even more Air Riders amiibo?? Those things can not be selling lmao
Very funny how Sharma seems to believe she can clap hands "Let's go team!" into games coming out faster. How the fuck are you returning to growth in one year after you just laid everyone off and there are more layoffs to come you stupid asshole
The Verge@theverge.com · 6d agoIn a new memo, Asha Sharma lays out Xbox’s priorities. www.theverge.com/games/973520...
