Jana Briard, Armette
@janabriard.neocities.org
๐ NSFW mdni adults only โpawblematic hard untagged kinks ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ38yo transexual {Sistercult member}<3 (it/she) ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Trannies Only "Jay-nuh Bree-ard" Armette 1st Class
๐ฉธ Vampires *need* luxuries. It was the first lesson She imparted on you, and by *far* the most puzzling. You knew about the blood, of course. Any yokel could've told you that. The garlic, the sunlight, holy symbols... all widely known. All tools of your trade. Or they used to be, anyway.
ELECTION RESULTS: Morgork, The Bringer of Plague - 9%; Sharon - 90% FOX NEWS HOST RIFLE GUNTHERSON: Look, we expected Sharon to win but this is just crazy. Morgork brings plenty to the table. Iโm not sure the President is going to accept these results.
showing a robotgirl my terrible cable management and getting an immediate safeword
some times i yell "kill jeff bezos" at my parents amazon alexa to scare it
if you dont think leather jackets are cool you are my enemy
1530: find My hound not anticipating all My desires exactly how they are in My mind despite not ever telling it 1532: take it to the hangar 1533: get in a Doru 1534: hit My hound with a backhand with the Doru's arm twice 1540: base commander demands My transfer to a new regiment for doing this again
sigma handler grindset 0400: wake up, curse god 0403: snort liquid starlight 0410: hump boots 0430: get out of bed 0600: finished getting dressed. fire ants in My peaked cap to keep up discipline 0700-1500: camp outside the no-kill shelter pantomiming firing and reloading a musket over and over
and how do you think scooby doo and shaggy got their scooby snacks? through jihad
lmao texted my biological stepmom and she mentioned being on the board for an HOA and was like "I'm a good one working for the Evil Empire" and i wanna be like yeah same tbh
Each person is there own little universe and everytime they open their mouth i get a little peak into it every star every planet every little speck thats special thats beautiful thats what makes being human cool
[selfishly] i need people to read flowerbloom and tell me what they think of it or i'm going to explode
a certain subset of lesbians on the internet will now go feral at the wording of this
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social ยท 5h agocant believe jensen huang was more monogamous with black leather than his wife
my little pony whose cutie mark is a green syringe and another whose cutie mark is a muzzle
hypno voice: you want to give trans women money you don't want to say creepy things to them you want to give them lots of money instead you never want to show them your dick you just want to send them money dont objectify them just take out a loan to send them money
hey watch this does some pushups with good form
This is why my rewards are often indistinguishable from punishments. My care and attention are a gift, even if it comes in the form of suffering at my hand.
and i think this does become an issue because then theres a feedback loop of people seeing some huge figureheads with a lot of clout constantly talking about kink (even if they break keyfabe here and there, those arent the posts that blow up) and then new ppl r like "oh god i need to fit in"
I WANNA KNOW WHAT ANIME U LIKE AND WHAT UR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS!!!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT ART CHANGED U AS A PERSON!! I WANT MANGA AND LITERATURE RECCOMENDATIONS!!!!! I DONT WANNA ENGAGE IN KEYFAB 24/7!!! IM AUTISTIC AS FUCK ABOUT OTAKU STUFF AND WANNA INFODUMP ABOUT IT WHILE I SIT IN UR LAP
[jensen huang in the secret council meetings last week] fine. i will be the fall guy for the global ai bubble. i will be your sin eater. but in return i want a news story every day about how i am an unstoppable fuck machine
